The Judge will now listen to your hanging recommendations.

[8893]

Champs99and04 (or something like that) wrote several essays stating that he was done with UConn for the season, arguing that we should not get an NCAA tournament bid and that he would rather watch other teams play in the tournament in our stead. He also repeatedly predicted that, if we did get a bid, we would get whipped in the first round game. I am headed away for the weekend and don't have time to compile the evidence--and of course it doesn't matter anyway--but I say hang 'em high for these treasonous offenses, as well as countless others I'm sure we can gin up. In fact, I believe he was the NCAA tipster re Boatright, too. And he may also have had something to do with our APR and JC's stenosis. He also hates the Sacreds (he prefers a glass of White Zinfandel or a wine cooler) and is a vegetarian.

 

[Fishy]

I like you, kid. You're plucky and we like all things plucky here.

If that Hangman of mine gets any lazier, you may be in line for a promotion up the ranks.

You can't hang an idiot because they're just not smart enough to get it. It's just not worth it.

Best course of action is to make up some perceived slight and then unfairly accuse someone of doing something they probably didn't do.

I say we tag business lawyer for hanging and then worry about the reasons why afterwards.

And then we hang huskynan with him because we've been doing this for years and somehow never got around to hanging her.

 

[Waquoit]

I say we tag business lawyer for hanging and then worry about the reasons why afterwards.

I'll second biz. He's been on the board a lot lately even though nobody's said one word about Randy Edsall.

 

[businesslawyer]

You can't hang an idiot because they're just not smart enough to get it. It's just not worth it.

Best course of action is to make up some perceived slight and then unfairly accuse someone of doing something they probably didn't do.

I say we tag business lawyer for hanging and then worry about the reasons why afterwards.

And then we hang huskynan with him because we've been doing this for years and somehow never got around to hanging her.

If my neck has to go for the team to make a run, so be it. Just make sure the hangin gods get it right!

 

[businesslawyer]

I'll second biz. He's been on the board a lot lately even though nobody's said one word about Randy Edsall.

Just another post where, in your lunatic mind, I brought our former coach into the conversation.

 

[Fishy]

The important thing to remember is that Randy Edsall is a middling coach and a lousy person.

 

[Kitaman]

Hang businesslawyer, no way. I can't afford pre-paid legal (or pro-bono even though its free). I need him to answer my boneyard legal questions, unless this was a 'lawyer' joke that I didn't catch.

 

[Waquoit]

Just another post where, in your lunatic mind, I brought our former coach into the conversation.

For a lawyer, you have some lousy reading comprehension. And the same sense of humor as Pat Summitt Nurse Ratchett.

 

[Dann]

only on the by can any thread turn into a RE thread lmfao


could the key to our sucess be harassing the womens board this year? nan and icebear?

 

[The Funster]

So, if we hang biz, shouldn't we, uhhh, hang him on the bottom of the ocean?

 

[TheRogers]

I'll second biz. He's been on the board a lot lately even though nobody's said one word about Randy Edsall.

This is too funny....

 

[8893]

The only potential problems the Jurrrdge might want to consider in hanging biz are cross-pollination with up football mojo messing with hoops mojo; and, as a lawyer, how much mojo do you think his hanging can truly generate? Everyone wants to hang the lawyers. Therefore, too much of an easy and predictable target imo. You need someone who will go down fighting and will horrify others at the grotesque sight of his swinging corpse, instilling fear in all who witness it, thinking "there, but for the grace of God, go I."

Ah, it. Hang 'em anyway. More work for me.

 

[businesslawyer]

Everyone wants to hang the lawyers..

Heck, even I want that!

 

[suzyq]

I take the implication that the bold text is possible as a very personal insult.

I needed a convincing benchmark...

 

[Fishy]

You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.

 

[businesslawyer]

You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.

Hang me if it will help the mojo, but let's clear one thing up right now -- the thought that I could actually use something as technologically cutting-edge as a label maker is, frankly, laughable.

 

[Deepster]

I have been honored and blessed to have particiapated in all of the brilliantly conceived and perfectly executed mojo blitzes as well as the not so good ones (shooshoo orange flu comes to mind). I will defer to the Judge and Hangman's combined expertise, brilliance and downright evil approach to the selection of the vicitm. If I've learned anything in my life it's that when a hangin' is due,it's best to leave it to the experts.

I remain humbly at your service Jurrrdge Deepster and Hangman swami.

It's about time that, after all these years, you finally learned to love, honor and obey us.

 

[August_West]

It's about time that, after all these years, you finally learned to love, honor and obey us.

......now get in the kitchen an fix my supper.....

Sorry Suzy


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[8893]

A propos of nothing, I would like to add a suggestion that you hang whoever is responsible for selling the banner ads to the company that is apparently trafficking attractive young ladies of all different ethnicities. It feels like an entrapment scheme every time I check this board, and I fear that one of these times I'm going to click on one (out of curiosity, of course) and be arrested immediately.

 

[businesslawyer]

A propos of nothing, I would like to add a suggestion that you hang whoever is responsible for selling the banner ads to the company that is apparently trafficking attractive young ladies of all different ethnicities. It feels like an entrapment scheme every time I check this board, and I fear that one of these times I'm going to click on one (out of curiosity, of course) and be arrested immediately.

Thank goodness someone else sees those banner ads. I had assumed that the computers had figured out I was a pervert and targeted me for them.

 

[partial]

Or you're both perverts.

 

[CL82]

You're asking for a recommendation from the peanut gallery? Screw that! This is no f###ing democracy!

Hang someone now. We can worry about whom it should be, and whether he's guilty of anything, later.

Don't mess with tradition, son. The stirring up of the mob is part of the pagentry. Wild accusations, brother turning against brother it is all part of the March mojo magic.

Of course we have to hang Butchy. He showed his true colors with his former satanic avatar. Why I'll bet he's even got a poster of this tacked up in his garage....

Whoa gives me the willies just looking at it.

 

[Kitaman]

You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.

Come to think of it he must not have a lot of cases going if he's on the Yard morning, noon and night. Or is that what lawyers use their phones for during proceedings, trails, etc..?

 

[CL82]

Well you realize, of course, if you hang Biz you actually risk someone putting up a coherent defense.... on the other hand he'd probably just blame Randy Edsell.

 

[Fishy]

Surfing the Boneyard is called 'billable hours' in business lawyering.

You're surfing the Boneyard for free - he's getting paid to do it.