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The important thing to remember is that Randy Edsall is a middling coach and a lousy person.
 
Hang businesslawyer, no way. I can't afford pre-paid legal (or pro-bono even though its free). I need him to answer my boneyard legal questions, unless this was a 'lawyer' joke that I didn't catch.
 
businesslawyer said:
Just another post where, in your lunatic mind, I brought our former coach into the conversation.
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For a lawyer, you have some lousy reading comprehension. And the same sense of humor as Pat Summitt Nurse Ratchett.
 
only on the by can any thread turn into a RE thread lmfao


could the key to our sucess be harassing the womens board this year? nan and icebear?
 
So, if we hang biz, shouldn't we, uhhh, hang him on the bottom of the ocean?
 
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The only potential problems the Jurrrdge might want to consider in hanging biz are cross-pollination with up football mojo messing with hoops mojo; and, as a lawyer, how much mojo do you think his hanging can truly generate? Everyone wants to hang the lawyers. Therefore, too much of an easy and predictable target imo. You need someone who will go down fighting and will horrify others at the grotesque sight of his swinging corpse, instilling fear in all who witness it, thinking "there, but for the grace of God, go I."

Ah, fuck it. Hang 'em anyway. More work for me.
 
You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.
 
Fishy said:
You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.
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Hang me if it will help the mojo, but let's clear one thing up right now -- the thought that I could actually use something as technologically cutting-edge as a label maker is, frankly, laughable.
 
suzyq said:
I have been honored and blessed to have particiapated in all of the brilliantly conceived and perfectly executed mojo blitzes as well as the not so good ones (shooshoo orange flu comes to mind). I will defer to the Judge and Hangman's combined expertise, brilliance and downright evil approach to the selection of the vicitm. If I've learned anything in my life it's that when a hangin' is due,it's best to leave it to the experts.

I remain humbly at your service Jurrrdge Deepster and Hangman swami.
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It's about time that, after all these years, you finally learned to love, honor and obey us.
 
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A propos of nothing, I would like to add a suggestion that you hang whoever is responsible for selling the banner ads to the company that is apparently trafficking attractive young ladies of all different ethnicities. It feels like an entrapment scheme every time I check this board, and I fear that one of these times I'm going to click on one (out of curiosity, of course) and be arrested immediately.
 
8893 said:
A propos of nothing, I would like to add a suggestion that you hang whoever is responsible for selling the banner ads to the company that is apparently trafficking attractive young ladies of all different ethnicities. It feels like an entrapment scheme every time I check this board, and I fear that one of these times I'm going to click on one (out of curiosity, of course) and be arrested immediately.
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Thank goodness someone else sees those banner ads. I had assumed that the computers had figured out I was a pervert and targeted me for them.
 
businesslawyer said:
You're asking for a recommendation from the peanut gallery? Screw that! This is no f###ing democracy!

Hang someone now. We can worry about whom it should be, and whether he's guilty of anything, later.
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Don't mess with tradition, son. The stirring up of the mob is part of the pagentry. Wild accusations, brother turning against brother it is all part of the March mojo magic.

Of course we have to hang Butchy. He showed his true colors with his former satanic avatar. Why I'll bet he's even got a poster of this tacked up in his garage....


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Whoa gives me the willies just looking at it.
 
Fishy said:
You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.
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Come to think of it he must not have a lot of cases going if he's on the Yard morning, noon and night. Or is that what lawyers use their phones for during proceedings, trails, etc..?
 
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Well you realize, of course, if you hang Biz you actually risk someone putting up a coherent defense.... on the other hand he'd probably just blame Randy Edsell.
 
Surfing the Boneyard is called 'billable hours' in business lawyering.

You're surfing the Boneyard for free - he's getting paid to do it.
 
CL82 said:
Why I'll bet he's even got a poster of this tacked up in his garage...
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Except he doesn't even have a garage. I called and asked his wife.
 
I nominate myself for the hanging since I posted during the BE Tourney (see my earlier post in the topic) :P
 
rw005 said:
I nominate myself for the hanging since I posted during the BE Tourney (see my earlier post in the topic) :p
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That would be the Boneyard equivelent of Heathers.
 
August_West said:
......now get in the kitchen an fix my supper.....

Sorry Suzy :)


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Swami must be away form his computer. that's the sort of thing he ususally says.
Deepster said:
It's about time that, after all these years, you finally learned to love, honor and obey us.
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I make huge sacrifices for the mojo...
 
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HuskyfanDan said:
only on the by can any thread turn into a RE thread lmfao


could the key to our sucess be harassing the womens board this year? nan and icebear?
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We harrassed the women's board last year; it was received in a predictably mewling fashion.
 
HuskyfanDan said:
only on the by can any thread turn into a RE thread lmfao


could the key to our sucess be harassing the womens board this year? nan and icebear?
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No.
 
It worked indeed. I think icebear threw a hissy fit though.

Well Tom said no so....
 
Fishy said:
You could hang him for his handle alone - "business lawyer".

Not sure how long it took him to come up with that, one or two seconds, maybe. He's a business lawyer, apparently, and after working hard at business lawyering, he goes home to his family - whom he affectionately calls "Wife", "Child" and "Dog".

He's got 'em labeled with a Brother P-Touch in case he forgets their names.
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As a fellow "business lawyer" without the self-aggrandizing (or self deprecating depending on perspective) handle, I'm on board with this. What good is cyberspace if you still need to be a lawyer there?
 
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