The Judge will now listen to your hanging recommendations.

[suzyq]

It feels like it's about that time of year again. Post your stupidity, allow me to dismiss you for being so stupid, I'll come up with some of my amazing Mojo* stirring magic and we'll get on with winning another one of these cute lil' national title thingys.

* - The Deepster's National Title Winnin' Mojo is trademarked, patented, copyrighted and not to be confused with any of that other weakass **** these newbie Rudy Gay loving fanboys try to lob at us.

Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged".

 

[CL82]

Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged".

So many great pun opportunities for the victims that are hardly ever used.

I'm not feeling this thread. Any dark horse candidates?

 

[prankster]

Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged".

Keep it up!

There is no rule that says you can't get hunged!

 

[swami7774]

Almost my favorite part of the mojo tradition is the use of "hung" instead of "hanged".

I noticed that all along but wisely kept quiet.

 

[temery]

Keep it up!

There is no rule that says you can't get hunged!

I believe you are the one who told the 'yard of the plastic surgeon who hung himself.

A classic.

 

[CL82]

We need a hanging boys. The clocks a ticking. Who's it going to be Judge?

 

[Adios]

The only downside to hanging myself (because I really really don't want to be hung) is that you'd lose someone who cares to look for drama on message boards.

 

[willie99]

babysheep, why not?

plus I enjoy his absence

 

[Chin Diesel]

Mojo here is quite simple. We are playing in Louisville with a possible second round match up against Kentucky.

I don't know of anyone on here with a handle referencing anything in the state of Iowa, so its Ktuck911.

Bury him in a bucket of KFC double deep fried chicken and when he's good and soaked in saturated fat and completely dead, then we'll hang him. After the hanging, we'll deep fry him and serve him to the yarders.

 

[Giddyup5]

Awaits the humble bidding of The Jurrdge and The Handman....

 

[Matt (Chicago)]

woahhh.... i see what you did there... changed my quote to make it sound like i said something bad about myself. sometimes you're so clever it's scary.

 

[zls44]

 

[Prezidint]

Businesslawyer should be hung.
1. He's a know-it-all.
2. He's usually wrong.
3. He's not sensible enough to be embarrassed by the fact that he's a lawyer.
4. He posts a lot, so it would be a substantial sacrifice.

Hang him.

EDIT - just noticed that Fishy called him out a few pages back, so consider this a second or third or whatever.

 

[tzznandrew]

This board doesn't deserve a hanging.

We've sucked, and dilly-dallied our way through. If there was going to be a hanging, it would have had to have happened.

 

[August_West]

Deepster:What %$K happened to the 'yard I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest tournament of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Deepster, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. The Mayor, he's a dead man! Calipari, dead! Kzewklotfoihfsiohfski...... ..
Swami: Dead! Deepster's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Deepster: We're just the guys to do it.

LETS DO IT!!!!!!

 

[8893]

Deepster:What %$K happened to the 'yard I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest tournament of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Deepster, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. The Mayor, he's a dead man! Calipari, dead! Kzewklotfoihfsiohfski...... ..
Swami: Dead! Deepster's right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Deepster: We're just the guys to do it.

LETS DO IT!!!!!!

I'm a little confused here, August. Are you calling for a hanging, or a toga party?

 

[August_West]

I'm a little confused here, August. Are you calling for a hanging, or a toga party?

In the Mojo gods eyes they are one and the same....

Toga...Toga...Toga...

 

[SubbaBub]

In the Mojo gods eyes they are one and the same....

Toga...Toga...Toga...

This has some potential:
The Eat Me cake
The Deathmobile
"RammmingSpeeeed!!"
Double secret probation

Even the guys from the NCAA telling us all our answers on the midterm were wrong.

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[August_West]

This has some potential:
The Eat Me cake
The Deathmobile
"RammmingSpeeeed!!"
Double secret probation

Even the guys from the NCAA telling us all our answers on the midterm were wrong.

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hahaha, I can see them all the past huskies standing in the compliance office being read their grades:

Compliance officer staring at a UConn player with 2 pencils up his nose:

"Doug Wiggins 0.0, you have no grade point average, all courses incomplete"

 

[businesslawyer]

Businesslawyer should be hung.
1. He's a know-it-all.
2. He's usually wrong.
3. He's not sensible enough to be embarrassed by the fact that he's a lawyer.
4. He posts a lot, so it would be a substantial sacrifice.

Hang him.

EDIT - just noticed that Fishy called him out a few pages back, so consider this a second or third or whatever.

The third point is simply not true.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

The third point is simply not true.

Also, he thinks that he can create and interpret statistics, like that has anything to do with anything on The Boneyard. Another issue is that he comes across as a sort of "voice of reason" guy, but there's an undercurrent of "agree with me or I'll shoot you, chop you into little pieces with my woodchipper, mix you up with lye, and bury you in my garden of petunias." You have to read closely, but it's all there.

 

[TRest]

He is the only lawyer, on a board filled to the brim with lawyers, that self-identifies as a lawyer. The rest of us are properly embarrassed by the profession and the majority of its practitioners.

 

[UCDaveD]

CUT HIS HEAD OFF!

 

[Brochacho]

CUT HIS HEAD OFF!

What he said.

We need to get mojo on our side to have any chance against the ISU juggernaut.

 

[HuskyHawk]

This board doesn't deserve a hanging.

We've sucked, and dilly-dallied our way through. If there was going to be a hanging, it would have had to have happened.

You don't deserve a hanging! You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!