The Judge Speaks

[CL82]

I am stunned, absolutely stunned that the judge let @Dream Jobbed 2.0 walk. It’s a miscarriage of justice. He promised that if Bouk, Akok or Jackson played a minute of time for us he would dump “a whole bottle of Frank’s red hot“ in his eyes. They did; he didn’t. How is it even possible that he isn’t swinging in a justice loving Boneyard?

That said, I feel like the judge is out of practice. Protocol says we named the hangers, give them a “fair“ trial, and then sentenced them. The Jurrdge just skipped directly to sentence. Sure, the trail is kind of a foregone conclusion, but watching the defendant squirm in the hopes that they may wiggle their way out of their sentence generates mojo. Why the rush? Justice delayed is justice enhanced, I say.

Finally, hanging trolls? Is that The level to which we’re stooping? The correct response to troll is “ thank you for your interest in Connecticut basketball.“ We don’t give them the attention that they’re seeking.

I am afraid that Deep is out of practice after a long layoff. This has the reek of “shoo shoo orange flu“ written all over it.

 

[Deepster]

Defiance? Hostility? The mojo is strong in this one.

I knew he'd be a pissy little punk. Because, well....he's a pissy little punk.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I am stunned, absolutely stunned that the judge let @Dream Jobbed 2.0 walk. It’s a miscarriage of justice. He promised that if Bouk, Akok or Jackson played a minute of time for us he would dump “a whole bottle of Frank’s red hot“ in his eyes. They did; he didn’t. How is it even possible that he isn’t swinging in a justice loving Boneyard?

That said, I feel like the judge is out of practice. Protocol says we named the hangers, give them a “fair“ trial, and then sentenced them. The Jurrdge just skipped directly to settings. Sure, the trail is kind of a foregone conclusion, but watching the defendant squirm in the hopes that they may wiggle their way out of their sentence generates mojo. Why the rush? Justice delayed is justice enhanced, I say.

Finally, hanging trolls? Is that The level to which we’re stooping? The correct response to troll is “ thank you for your interest in Connecticut basketball.“ We don’t give them the attention that they’re seeking.

I am afraid that Deep is out of practice after a long layoff. This has the reek of “shoo shoo orange flu“ written all over it.

 

[auggie22]

This guy’s mojo is spilling all over the catwalk

 

[tcf15]

 

[weo777]

 

[Giddyup5]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT, NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

 

[upstater]

Your honorable Judge has shaken his robe out of the moth balls and loyal Hangman Swami has plenty of rusty piano wire at the ready. It has been a while since we stretched some necks here so let’s get into it and administer some good ol' fashioned Boneyard justice.

Our beloved Huskies are back in the Big East and concurrently back in the NCAA tournament and the aftershocks of that are rippling through the Big East also-ran fan bases right now. And, while I searched for this year’s inspiration, I admitted something to myself that wasn’t easy to admit.

I love Tampa Bay Tom Brady.

This year, Tom Brady won a 7th ring. And he proved he didn’t need the crotchedy old coach to do it. Just like Danny Hurley is proving we don’t need our crotchedy old coach anymore. Like TB12 back in the playoffs, we are back in the NCAA tourney and Taliek Brown is on our bench. What number was he when he played? #12. The postseason is a familiar place for us all to be….but a new era for sure. Just like Tampa Bay Tommy. And let's get something straight. As a lifelong Jets fan, Tom Brady has caused me more pain and heartache than any other athlete alive. And, still I love me some TB12 right now. Drunker than Dogfather at a BYC during the boat parade, tossing the Lombardi around like it was a loaf of bread? He is our spirit animal the rest of the way. A smug winner that simply knows that he’s better than everyone else. And, as we enter our first NCAA tourney since 2016? All I can think of is this clip….



TB12 and his buddy Gronk with a grin on their faces, shrugging that we’re back and we can’t be stopped. So let the Tampa Bay Tommy pics flow. Memes. Gifs. Profile pics. The more the better as we fuel this Mojo fire heading into next week. The words of the background music in that clip? “We ain’t goin’ nowhere, we ain’t goin’ nowhere. We can’t be stopped now cuz it’s bad boys for life.” Deal with it, folks. UConn is back.

And that brings us to stretching some necks. When I thought about this? Your Judge got mad. And when I get mad? I am vindictive. Grab your torches and pitchforks and bring the following Yarders to the Hangman’s gallows.

@BostonBay - I don’t even know who this is. But his post “Hurley will never take UConn to the next level” post infuriated me. @CTBasketball and @Deadrody? You asked Judge Deepster to "hang him high” and your wish is granted. He’s a clickbait troll and he’s hanging just to get the kinks out of Hangman Swami’s trusty noose.

@RyanFoul - Another troll who posted the “Having a hard time learning to love Hurley” thread this week. I’m no Pollyanna, but at this point in our program and season? This is steaming hot garbage and I knew he was being strung up since I first saw the thread title.

BostonBay and RyanFoul. They don’t post much, but if they do? That thread needs to be flooded with pictures of Coach Hurley. Don’t let them utter a single thought the rest of the way. Shove our coach right down their idiot throats.

Now that I’m warmed up?

@XLCenterFan - He agreed with BostonBay about Hurley not taking the program to the next level. And he’s just a blowhard windbag on plenty of other topics. He the guy that walks into your local neighborhood watering hole and everyone groans. Every stock he picks, makes money. Every bet he makes, wins. Every restaurant he goes to is the best. Well, I don’t like him and, at the end of the day, I don’t think he’s good for the Mojo. So he swings from the end of a rope. Effective immediately, he changes his signature to say “I am a message board gas bag. Please don’t listen to a word I say.” This has to be in place until the final buzzer of the last game of our season.

@upstater - Earlier in the post, I spoke poorly of Bill Belichick and insinuated Tom Brady was successful when he wasn’t wearing a Pats jersey or playing in New England. No one here will take that to heart harder than the biggest Patriots hump on the board. Effective immediately, he changes his signature to say “Tampa Bay Tom is better than Bill Belichick”.

Hangman Swami, prepare the gallows. Justice is served. 6 wins from now, we will all be as drunk as my boy Tommy staggering onto shore.

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Oh no, what happened here? Multiple victims?

 

[BParkDog]

I loved the movie "Hang 'Em High," but, to this day, I have no idea how the Skipper ended up running with such a bunch of ruffians.

 

[XLCenterFan]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

Proud New Englander right here. What are you? Some Confederate General? Zip it you bum.

 

[Deepster]

You must choose one of us.

Since I am the one reminding you of the real tradition (only 1), I will do it if I must and let XL off the hook. But if you must choose XL, that's OK too. There can be only one hung man.

See? The Judge has picked two real whiny bitches this year. The Mojo is strong.

Change your sig line and bow to the Judge and to Tampa Bay Tommy.

 

[BParkDog]

There can be only one hung man.

Um. Us members of the "Big Johnson" club disgree (hat tip to LD).

 

[Deepster]

Proud New Englander right here.

I'm just going to say this once.

The more you post without complying with the sentence? The more we are headed to a first round upset.

Don't blame me here, Yarders. Dude just ain't listening.

 

[Giddyup5]

@Deepster

He is mocking you as you speak.

 

[upstater]

Um. Us members of the "Big Johnson" club disgree (hat tip to LD).

If you were really big, your parents would have named you Johnson Johnson, just like the parents of one of our players were wise enough to double up.

 

[auggie22]

 

[Adios]

So the Adam Gase recommendation was not so stupid, after all?

 

[Deepster]

@Deepster

He is mocking you as you speak.

He's not mocking me. We're good.

So far, the two main culprits are spitting in the Mojo's eye and this is what you're focused on? Get your priorities straight, man.

 

[upstater]

They really need to change to that old Bucs logo and make Tom the Buccaneer. It's very apt. The chant I always hear at Bills games is "Brady is a Lady." And of course I then point out to them that the most effeminate player in NFL history is also the greatest player in NFL history.

 

[Adios]

I'm just going to say this once.

The more you post without complying with the sentence? The more we are headed to a first round upset.

Don't blame me here, Yarders. Dude just ain't listening.

You should have seen he was rebellious. He even rebels with messing up haikus.

 

[TRest]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT, NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

Everybody knows New England wants no part of the greatest of states, the Mecca of college basketball.

 

[UConNick]

Though it feels strange, this Giants fan is all in!

 

[upstater]

 

[TRest]

Upstater proving he never actually reads other people’s posts.

 

[Hangman Swami]

Oh wow the Madness is back. Judge Deepster and Hangman Swami together again to bring some mojo to our 2021 run by stretching some necks, this is how it should be.

And let’s never forget Dove picking Duke in his satin pants.

We’re back!!!!

Brother Mau, you get a special Hangman’s Citation for remembering—and citing—that sorry episode from the ‘yard of yore. Well done, sir.