The Judge Speaks

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I am stunned, absolutely stunned that the judge let @Dream Jobbed 2.0 walk. It’s a miscarriage of justice. He promised that if Bouk, Akok or Jackson played a minute of time for us he would dump “a whole bottle of Frank’s red hot“ in his eyes. They did; he didn’t. How is it even possible that he isn’t swinging in a justice loving Boneyard?

That said, I feel like the judge is out of practice. Protocol says we named the hangers, give them a “fair“ trial, and then sentenced them. The Jurrdge just skipped directly to settings. Sure, the trail is kind of a foregone conclusion, but watching the defendant squirm in the hopes that they may wiggle their way out of their sentence generates mojo. Why the rush? Justice delayed is justice enhanced, I say.

Finally, hanging trolls? Is that The level to which we’re stooping? The correct response to troll is “ thank you for your interest in Connecticut basketball.“ We don’t give them the attention that they’re seeking.

I am afraid that Deep is out of practice after a long layoff. This has the reek of “shoo shoo orange flu“ written all over it.

 

[auggie22]

This guy’s mojo is spilling all over the catwalk

 

[tcf15]

 

[weo777]

 

[Giddyup5]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT, NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

 

[BParkDog]

I loved the movie "Hang 'Em High," but, to this day, I have no idea how the Skipper ended up running with such a bunch of ruffians.

 

[XLCenterFan]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

Proud New Englander right here. What are you? Some Confederate General? Zip it you bum.

 

[Deepster]

You must choose one of us.

Since I am the one reminding you of the real tradition (only 1), I will do it if I must and let XL off the hook. But if you must choose XL, that's OK too. There can be only one hung man.

See? The Judge has picked two real whiny bitches this year. The Mojo is strong.

Change your sig line and bow to the Judge and to Tampa Bay Tommy.

 

[BParkDog]

There can be only one hung man.

Um. Us members of the "Big Johnson" club disgree (hat tip to LD).

 

[Deepster]

Proud New Englander right here.

I'm just going to say this once.

The more you post without complying with the sentence? The more we are headed to a first round upset.

Don't blame me here, Yarders. Dude just ain't listening.

 

[Giddyup5]

@Deepster

He is mocking you as you speak.

 

[upstater]

Um. Us members of the "Big Johnson" club disgree (hat tip to LD).

If you were really big, your parents would have named you Johnson Johnson, just like the parents of one of our players were wise enough to double up.

 

[auggie22]

 

[Adios]

So the Adam Gase recommendation was not so stupid, after all?

 

[Deepster]

@Deepster

He is mocking you as you speak.

He's not mocking me. We're good.

So far, the two main culprits are spitting in the Mojo's eye and this is what you're focused on? Get your priorities straight, man.

 

[upstater]

They really need to change to that old Bucs logo and make Tom the Buccaneer. It's very apt. The chant I always hear at Bills games is "Brady is a Lady." And of course I then point out to them that the most effeminate player in NFL history is also the greatest player in NFL history.

 

[Adios]

I'm just going to say this once.

The more you post without complying with the sentence? The more we are headed to a first round upset.

Don't blame me here, Yarders. Dude just ain't listening.

You should have seen he was rebellious. He even rebels with messing up haikus.

 

[TRest]

@XLCenterFan

Anyone else notice that he states he’s from “Wethersfield, CT, NE”?

NE??

Really? You have to specify New England?

Hang, Commie.

Everybody knows New England wants no part of the greatest of states, the Mecca of college basketball.

 

[UConNick]

Though it feels strange, this Giants fan is all in!

 

[upstater]

 

[TRest]

Upstater proving he never actually reads other people’s posts.

 

[Hangman Swami]

Oh wow the Madness is back. Judge Deepster and Hangman Swami together again to bring some mojo to our 2021 run by stretching some necks, this is how it should be.

And let’s never forget Dove picking Duke in his satin pants.

We’re back!!!!

Brother Mau, you get a special Hangman’s Citation for remembering—and citing—that sorry episode from the ‘yard of yore. Well done, sir.

 

[SubbaBub]

 

[upstater]

Upstater proving he never actually reads other people’s posts.

Huh? What'd did I do wrong? Was I supposed to be backing Belichick on this one?

 

[Hangman Swami]

I will gladly take the hanging. Someone's gotta let you guys know you're a bunch of chumps. @Deepster is a bum and a clown...looks like you're a close second.

You know not what you do. Push us and you may be the first miscreant in ‘yard history to be hanged TWICE in the same month.