The Judge Speaks

[August_West]

I re-did the video and uploaded to youtube:

Perfect

 

[OkaForPrez]

Perfect

It’s amazing. Truly one of the all time great efforts in this insane asylum.

 

[TRest]

It’s amazing. Truly one of the all time great efforts in this insane asylum.

holy that was good.

 

[auggie22]

I re-did the video and uploaded to youtube:

Classic

 

[Ewekon]

Your honorable Judge has shaken his robe out of the moth balls and loyal Hangman Swami has plenty of rusty piano wire at the ready. It has been a while since we stretched some necks here so let’s get into it and administer some good ol' fashioned Boneyard justice.

Our beloved Huskies are back in the Big East and concurrently back in the NCAA tournament and the aftershocks of that are rippling through the Big East also-ran fan bases right now. And, while I searched for this year’s inspiration, I admitted something to myself that wasn’t easy to admit.

I love Tampa Bay Tom Brady.

This year, Tom Brady won a 7th ring. And he proved he didn’t need the crotchedy old coach to do it. Just like Danny Hurley is proving we don’t need our crotchedy old coach anymore. Like TB12 back in the playoffs, we are back in the NCAA tourney and Taliek Brown is on our bench. What number was he when he played? #12. The postseason is a familiar place for us all to be….but a new era for sure. Just like Tampa Bay Tommy. And let's get something straight. As a lifelong Jets fan, Tom Brady has caused me more pain and heartache than any other athlete alive. And, still I love me some TB12 right now. Drunker than Dogfather at a BYC during the boat parade, tossing the Lombardi around like it was a loaf of bread? He is our spirit animal the rest of the way. A smug winner that simply knows that he’s better than everyone else. And, as we enter our first NCAA tourney since 2016? All I can think of is this clip….



TB12 and his buddy Gronk with a grin on their faces, shrugging that we’re back and we can’t be stopped. So let the Tampa Bay Tommy pics flow. Memes. Gifs. Profile pics. The more the better as we fuel this Mojo fire heading into next week. The words of the background music in that clip? “We ain’t goin’ nowhere, we ain’t goin’ nowhere. We can’t be stopped now cuz it’s bad boys for life.” Deal with it, folks. UConn is back.

And that brings us to stretching some necks. When I thought about this? Your Judge got mad. And when I get mad? I am vindictive. Grab your torches and pitchforks and bring the following Yarders to the Hangman’s gallows.

@BostonBay - I don’t even know who this is. But his post “Hurley will never take UConn to the next level” post infuriated me. @CTBasketball and @Deadrody? You asked Judge Deepster to "hang him high” and your wish is granted. He’s a clickbait troll and he’s hanging just to get the kinks out of Hangman Swami’s trusty noose.

@RyanFoul - Another troll who posted the “Having a hard time learning to love Hurley” thread this week. I’m no Pollyanna, but at this point in our program and season? This is steaming hot garbage and I knew he was being strung up since I first saw the thread title.

BostonBay and RyanFoul. They don’t post much, but if they do? That thread needs to be flooded with pictures of Coach Hurley. Don’t let them utter a single thought the rest of the way. Shove our coach right down their idiot throats.

Now that I’m warmed up?

@XLCenterFan - He agreed with BostonBay about Hurley not taking the program to the next level. And he’s just a blowhard windbag on plenty of other topics. He the guy that walks into your local neighborhood watering hole and everyone groans. Every stock he picks, makes money. Every bet he makes, wins. Every restaurant he goes to is the best. Well, I don’t like him and, at the end of the day, I don’t think he’s good for the Mojo. So he swings from the end of a rope. Effective immediately, he changes his signature to say “I am a message board gas bag. Please don’t listen to a word I say.” This has to be in place until the final buzzer of the last game of our season.

@upstater - Earlier in the post, I spoke poorly of Bill Belichick and insinuated Tom Brady was successful when he wasn’t wearing a Pats jersey or playing in New England. No one here will take that to heart harder than the biggest Patriots hump on the board. Effective immediately, he changes his signature to say “Tampa Bay Tom is better than Bill Belichick”.

Hangman Swami, prepare the gallows. Justice is served. 6 wins from now, we will all be as drunk as my boy Tommy staggering onto shore.

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That took effort. Wow ??

 

[storrsroars]

I hadn't seen the Risitas video in years, had no idea it was the new Hitler meme. Good job with it, very funny.

Now, I imagine this was completely unintentional, but here's some real spooky mojo that goes with that clip: El Risitas is a Spanish comedian who's real name is Juan Joya Borja.

His 65th birthday is April 5.

You know what else is happening on April 5?

 

[JustbrewitMan]

I hadn't seen the Risitas video in years, had no idea it was the new Hitler meme. Good job with it, very funny.

Now, I imagine this was completely unintentional, but here's some real spooky mojo that goes with that clip: El Risitas is a Spanish comedian who's real name is Juan Joya Borja.

His 65th birthday is April 5.

You know what else is happening on April 5?

Thanks for the props. I've always been a huge fan of the Risitas video meme. Clearly not as "in" as it was years ago, but it's still hilarious and effective for use as a sarcastic commentary.

Always wanted to make one...just needed the right inspiration!

And great find about the coincidence of April 5th. Absolutely unintentional!

 

[UChusky916]

I re-did the video and uploaded to youtube:

This is the greatest accomplishment of the Boneyard... maybe ever. While that's not saying much given the board... BRAVO!

 

[August_West]

Thanks for the props. I've always been a huge fan of the Risitas video meme. Clearly not as "in" as it was years ago, but it's still hilarious and effective for use as a sarcastic commentary.

Always wanted to make one...just needed the right inspiration!

And great find about the coincidence of April 5th. Absolutely unintentional!

The best one is the apple dongle.

 

[CTMike]

I could have sworn there was one made when we hired Edsall again? It was great. That laugh is infectious.

Edit:

 

[jleves]

We seem to be missing something.... Is this it?

 

[Dove]

I could have sworn there was one made when we hired Edsall again? It was great. That laugh is infectious.

"A-hee! A-hee! A-hee!"

 

[CTMike]

The bloodlust of the mojo gods was not satisfied with nobodies like @XLCenterFan and pansy boys like Tom Brady. Not good. Not good at all.

 

[August_West]

I warned everyone days ago.

 

[tcf15]

The bloodlust of the mojo gods was not satisfied with nobodies like @XLCenterFan and pansy boys like Tom Brady. Not good. Not good at all.

There was a blatant disregard for the mojo from the outset. Most egregious violators were those who joined after 2014, so they have no understanding how things work. Future is looking bleak.

 

[TRest]

Looks like we have to invoke mandatory retirement for judges around here.

 

[August_West]

There was a blatant disregard for the mojo from the outset. Most egregious violators were those who joined after 2014, so they have no understanding how things work. Future is looking bleak.

You couldn’t even photoshop and gif your way through this hot mess. Impeach deepster. Such a half assed effort.

 

[Deepster]

I can fill the room with treadmills and spin bikes and ellipticals.....but I can't force you to use them to burn calories.

a) ADub never did a single thing to help matters.
b) XLCenterFan bragged about picking FSU for the F4 last night and no one did a thing.

It's a new Yard. No Dogfather or SuzyQ or Hamster or RabidHusky or even Fishy. These dopes don't know the first thing about conjuring up Mojo. Sorry.

 

[August_West]

I can fill the room with treadmills and spin bikes and ellipticals.....but I can't force you to use them to burn calories.

a) ADub never did a single thing to help matters.
b) XLCenterFan bragged about picking FSU for the F4 last night and no one did a thing.

It's a new Yard. No Dogfather or SuzyQ or Hamster or RabidHusky or even Fishy. These dopes don't know the first thing about conjuring up Mojo. Sorry.

Hamster was on here yesterday.

 

[Deepster]

You couldn’t even photoshop and gif your way through this hot mess. Impeach deepster. Such a half assed effort.

Did you do one thing to help the Mojo this year? Or did you spend the last week gazing lovingly at your muse?

 

[August_West]

Did you do one thing to help the Mojo this year? Or did you spend the last week gazing lovingly at your muse?

What? I posted Brady gifs at people, and I’m a jets fan.

 

[Deepster]

What? I posted Brady gifs at people, and I’m a jets fan.

Talk about half-assed.

 

[August_West]

What? I posted Brady gifs at people, and I’m a jets fan.

This is WORSE than shoo shoo orange flu

 

[TRest]

I can fill the room with treadmills and spin bikes and ellipticals.....but I can't force you to use them to burn calories.

a) ADub never did a single thing to help matters.
b) XLCenterFan bragged about picking FSU for the F4 last night and no one did a thing.

It's a new Yard. No Dogfather or SuzyQ or Hamster or RabidHusky or even Fishy. These dopes don't know the first thing about conjuring up Mojo. Sorry.

It’s true, the new blood doesn’t respect the wisdom of the elders.

I can fill the room with treadmills and spin bikes and ellipticals.....but I can't force you to use them to burn calories.

a) ADub never did a single thing to help matters.
b) XLCenterFan bragged about picking FSU for the F4 last night and no one did a thing.

It's a new Yard. No Dogfather or SuzyQ or Hamster or RabidHusky or even Fishy. These dopes don't know the first thing about conjuring up Mojo. Sorry.

 

[Deepster]

What? I posted Brady gifs at people, and I’m a jets fan.

XLCenterFan picked FSU for the final 4. What did you do there?