The Sentence
Butchy? Your Delta Tau Chi name is Flounder.
Any time you post? You must include "My name is Flounder" at the end of your posts with the following picture:
HuskyHawk? You are hereby our Doug Niedermeyer. And you're now dead to us. We will show you the respect that Delta House showed Niedermeyer any time you post from this point forward.
The rest I leave up to you all. Profile pictures. Photoshopped pics in your signature line. You want to go over to the Women's board like Bluto on the ladder? Go ahead. You want to treat Cuse fans like Omega House? Great. You want to shoot the Dean's horse? Fine by me.
It wasn't over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and it ain't over now.
The Judge has spoken.