The Judge Speaks

[junglehusky]

To-ga!
To-ga!
To-ga!

 

[Deepster]

Let me just say, the Judge is pleased to see the start we've gotten off to here.

Of course, it won't be a successful sentence until Fishy comes on and says how stupid it is. He always does that. Then we go out and win another title and he clams up and we all know it's all just part of the tango.

And where the hell is my hangman? And how much do I love that Prankster is The Stork?

 

[Deepster]

So you think you can get mojo from hanging me! A non Rolling Rock drinker born in Kansas, and raised in CT. Who went to law school at a school known by the letters K and U...while Fred Hoiberg was at Iowa State. Watched him a few times...hell briefly dated a girl from Iowa State. Once ate KFC in Paducah, KY. Oh and for round 3, my cousin went to Wichita State.

No, nothing to see here. I'm not the hangee you're looking for. Move along.

Niedermeyer?! DEAD!!!

(HuskyHawk....killed by his own troops in Vietnam)

 

[Denham Brown]

Jeff Hathaway: But UConn's already on probation.
Mark Emmert: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

 

[junglehusky]

Well, you can do what you want to us. But we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!!!

Gentlemen!!!

 

[August_West]

Jeff Hathaway: There is a little-known codicil in the NCAA constitution which gives the commitee unlimited power to preserve order in time of tournament emergency. Find me a way to revoke UConn's charter. You live next door. Put HuskyHawk on it. He's a sneaky little $h1t, just like you, right? [commitee nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests...................



We did.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Niedermeyer?! DEAD!!!

(HuskyHawk....killed by his own troops in Vietnam)

In 1963. Have any of you seen "Alcatraz"?

 

[OkaForPrez]

Let's GO!!!!!!!

 

[HuskyFan16]

 

[August_West]

The 'Yard reaction to seeing Butchy

 

[businesslawyer]

And to the rest of the college basketball world who thought we were leaving the title for someone else to win this year:

You f###ed up. You trusted us.

 

[Fishy]

This is just duck*ing stupid.

I haven't even heard of one of the people we're hanging and I'm quite sure the other is clinically insane and probably sitting on an arsenal the size of a rogue Eastern European country's. I'm not saying who's who, but I can only hope one of 'em is 6'6", 250.

I look forward to scrolling past 5,000 Animal House jpegs over the next month or so.

 

[Dove]

Do you wanna dance?!!?

 

[HuskyFan16]

we should have hung carl spacklers keyboard

 

[OkaForPrez]

This is just duck*ing stupid.

I haven't even heard of one of the people we're hanging and I'm quite sure the other is clinically insane and probably sitting on an arsenal the size of a rogue Eastern European country's. I'm not saying who's who, but I can only hope one of 'em is 6'6", 250.

I look forward to scrolling past 5,000 Animal House jpegs over the next month or so.

You volunteering?

 

[Ricky1Moore]

Karma.

I've watched ALL the games. Since 1988. ALL the games.

More than anyone you know.

Yup I'm sadder than them. I watched em all. Again and again.

I offer you our trump card.

Jim Calhoun.

We win because of our coaching. Our leader.

We win.

Iowa State is a great team.

But JC does what he does.

Game 1 is our focus.

 

[Fishy]

You volunteering?

Nah, I did my time years and years and years ago.

Just playing my part.

 

[August_West]

This is just duck*ing stupid.

I haven't even heard of one of the people we're hanging and I'm quite sure the other is clinically insane and probably sitting on an arsenal the size of a rogue Eastern European country's. I'm not saying who's who, but I can only hope one of 'em is 6'6", 250.

I look forward to scrolling past 5,000 Animal House jpegs over the next month or so.

There it is, the patented Fishy scoff. I can go to bed now, we just locked up the title.

 

[Silk City]

 

[OkaForPrez]

Nah, I did my time years and years and years ago.

Just playing my part.

There it is, the patented Fishy scoff. I can go to bed now, we just locked up the title.

The river mojo
Has many tributaries.
This one, I knew not.

 

[BrassBonanza]

Eric "Otter" Stratton: Let's take the cheese.

 

[CL82]

 

[CL82]

Emmert: There is a little-known codicil in the NCAA constitution which gives the commitee unlimited power to preserve order in time of tournament emergency. Find me a way to exclude UConn from the 2013 Tournament. You live next door. Put Hathaway on it. He's a sneaky little $h1t, just like you, right? [committee nods] The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

 

[Deepster]

This is just duck*ing stupid.

I haven't even heard of one of the people we're hanging and I'm quite sure the other is clinically insane and probably sitting on an arsenal the size of a rogue Eastern European country's. I'm not saying who's who, but I can only hope one of 'em is 6'6", 250.

I look forward to scrolling past 5,000 Animal House jpegs over the next month or so.

And the rest is cream cheese.