prankster
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NCAA President Mark Emmert: Jeff, who is the worst team in the NCAA?
"Big East Consultant" Jeff Hathaway: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Emmert: Cut the horse****, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who won their 3rd National Title while on probation? Who went on an unprecedented 11-0 run last year after a mediocre season? Every March, they make a deep run. Every year, they continue to win!
Hathaway: You're talking about UConn, sir.
Emmert: Of course I'm talking about UConn, you TWERP!
What do I do?
It's in my signature! Get lost. You're doomed!You forgot "my name is Flounder". Now drop and give me 20!
It's a quote from the movie...Seriously?
So you think you can get mojo from hanging me! A non Rolling Rock drinker born in Kansas, and raised in CT. Who went to law school at a school known by the letters K and U...while Fred Hoiberg was at Iowa State. Watched him a few times...hell briefly dated a girl from Iowa State. Once ate KFC in Paducah, KY. Oh and for round 3, my cousin went to Wichita State.
No, nothing to see here. I'm not the hangee you're looking for. Move along.
He can't do that to one of our pledges. Only we can do that one of our pledges.You forgot "my name is Flounder". Now drop and give me 20!
Oh wait, I was thinking that picture is part of your signature! Let me get to it!Seriously?
I'm not the hangee you're looking for. Move along.
It's a quote from the movie...
[drunk] Hello!You will report to the stables tonight and every night at 18:00. And without that pledge pin! Do you understand?
I am about to puke on HuskyHawk.Face it, Kent. You threw up "on" Dean Wormer
Fixed it for you.