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ctchamps said:
Take IT and YOURSELF to the women’s board.
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Deepster said:
We did that once. It didn’t work out well.
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In 2011, on an earlier iteration of this board, we were banned en-masse from the women's board, which was an important boost to the mojo during that run.
 
auggie22 said:
We are living in an authoritarian era, I think it is then fitting the only way this mojo thing is going to work is to give the judge authoritarian powers for the next weeks. At least until we all fall in line. The judge needs the tools to delete or edit those replies that are not properly on message.
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In what Boneyard fictional universe is someone allowed to come out of retirement and anoint himself with authoritarian powers?

He is (as A-Dub astutely identified him) Simple Judge.
 
auggie22 said:
We are living in an authoritarian era, I think it is then fitting the only way this mojo thing is going to work is to give the judge authoritarian powers for the next weeks. At least until we all fall in line. The judge needs the tools to delete or edit those replies that are not properly on message.
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We don’t need a retread especially a weak one. We want an individual who is strong and doesn’t need time out like a petulant child.

UConn is an upstart in the college basketball world. We should be making Patrick Henry speeches. Give us liberty or give us death. Time to end the reign of monarchs and dick-tators and blue bloods.

This is the Hurley era. Sheepster had his great run in the JC era. Time for him to step aside.

There are lies and there are damn lies. Sheepster’s attempt to rewrite recent history falls into the category of damn lies. It was @CL82 who started the Bill Murray theme. It was @August_West who did the math nerd theme. Several poster’s instigated the Buds. The back and forth with the put down of sheepster was last year. This thread is an affront to originality. An affront to a completely different UConn team running the best offensive scheme of UConn basketball that I have ever had the privilege to watch!

Time for a new judge. Eliminate the poxy August. His eating ketchup on turkey sandwiches was a noble but absolutely abysmal failure. If that was not enough he does a Quisling forsaking The Boneyard for the Friars.

I had @prankster’s back and nominated him judge last year. Testiculo was the mojo of all mojos. Ain’t happening this year. Rooting for Syracuse is a hang able offense.

If Fishy is not available then we should consider CL82 as an option. At the very least we need to create a list of candidates for Judge if we decide we need one.
 
ctchamps said:
We don’t need a retread especially a weak one. We want an individual who is strong and doesn’t need time out like a petulant child.

UConn is an upstart in the college basketball world. We should be making Patrick Henry speeches. Give us liberty or give us death. Time to end the reign of monarchs and dick-tators and blue bloods.

This is the Hurley era. Sheepster had his great run in the JC era. Time for him to step aside.

There are lies and there are damn lies. Sheepster’s attempt to rewrite recent history falls into the category of damn lies. It was @CL82 who started the Bill Murray theme. It was @August_West who did the math nerd theme. Several poster’s instigated the Buds. The back and forth with the put down of sheepster was last year. This thread is an affront to originality. An affront to a completely different UConn team running the best offensive scheme of UConn basketball that I have ever had the privilege to watch!

Time for a new judge. Eliminate the poxy August. His eating ketchup on turkey sandwiches was a noble but absolutely abysmal failure. If that was not enough he does a Quisling forsaking The Boneyard for the Friars.

I had @prankster’s back and nominated him judge last year. Testiculo was the mojo of all mojos. Ain’t happening this year. Rooting for Syracuse is a hang able offense.

If Fishy is not available then we should consider CL82 as an option. At the very least we need to create a list of candidates for Judge if we decide we need one.
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No thanks.
 
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ctchamps said:
We don’t need a retread especially a weak one. We want an individual who is strong and doesn’t need time out like a petulant child.

UConn is an upstart in the college basketball world. We should be making Patrick Henry speeches. Give us liberty or give us death. Time to end the reign of monarchs and dick-tators and blue bloods.

This is the Hurley era. Sheepster had his great run in the JC era. Time for him to step aside.

There are lies and there are damn lies. Sheepster’s attempt to rewrite recent history falls into the category of damn lies. It was @CL82 who started the Bill Murray theme. It was @August_West who did the math nerd theme. Several poster’s instigated the Buds. The back and forth with the put down of sheepster was last year. This thread is an affront to originality. An affront to a completely different UConn team running the best offensive scheme of UConn basketball that I have ever had the privilege to watch!

Time for a new judge. Eliminate the poxy August. His eating ketchup on turkey sandwiches was a noble but absolutely abysmal failure. If that was not enough he does a Quisling forsaking The Boneyard for the Friars.

I had @prankster’s back and nominated him judge last year. Testiculo was the mojo of all mojos. Ain’t happening this year. Rooting for Syracuse is a hang able offense.

If Fishy is not available then we should consider CL82 as an option. At the very least we need to create a list of candidates for Judge if we decide we need one.
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Look, I was tried, convicted and hung the Senhor Testiculo year. Outside of the long suffering temery, it was the most humorous and engaging of all championship years, IMHO.

Last year began this BS from Sheepster (Mark Emmert's fluffer) and folks probed around as to what would and would not work out mojo-wise speaking. Ultimately, as an Iona (gs) alum, along with other transgressions, real or imagined, I determined to hang myself ( not unlike the plastic surgeon of legend). It was a similar sentence to the one I endured in the Testiculo year. No posting for the duration.

Worked! Totally worked!

Now we are going through the same procedure. I think Mani g CL82 Judge could work. Heck I could appoint my least cat and he would do better than Sheepster.

This is what we are reduced to.

Anyway, all the mojo flows from and through Coach Hurley, this year in my opinion.
 
I personally believe that last year was evidence that we are better off without a judge. As great as the prior championship runs were, in 1999 and 2004 the teams did not need any assistance from us. 2011 was Makers Muppet's doing. if Deep tries to claim he had anything to do with it he's even more delusional than I thought.

Senhor, well, if he wants to take credit for locating an anthropomorphic scrotum, well, I'll give him that as I really can't think of anyone else capable of finding such a thing. As I also remember some failed attempts (turkey sandwiches with ketchup for example), it is quite possible that 2014 was a matter of a blind squirrel finding a nut, or in that case, a blind judge finding a pair of nuts in a sack.

That aside, we had a deluge of mojo last year, primarily because we were free from the reign of error that we had been subjected to for decades. It was quite obvious that free form, conjure as you best see fit by all members (not to use the term inclusive but,...) is clearly the best way to appease the mojo gods.

If we want to be at our best we should be judgeless.
 
FfldCntyFan said:
I personally believe that last year was evidence that we are better off without a judge. As great as the prior championship runs were, in 1999 and 2004 the teams did not need any assistance from us. 2011 was Makers Muppet's doing. if Deep tries to claim he had anything to do with it he's even more delusional than I thought.

Senhor, well, if he wants to take credit for locating an anthropomorphic scrotum, well, I'll give him that as I really can't think of anyone else capable of finding such a thing. As I also remember some failed attempts (turkey sandwiches with ketchup for example), it is quite possible that 2014 was a matter of a blind squirrel finding a nut, or in that case, a blind judge finding a pair of nuts in a sack.

That aside, we had a deluge of mojo last year, primarily because we were free from the reign of error that we had been subjected to for decades. It was quite obvious that free form, conjure as you best see fit by all members (not to use the term inclusive but,...) is clearly the best way to appease the mojo gods.

If we want to be at our best we should be judgeless.
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Reign of error; that's funny!
 
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Deepster said:
You’re close to the ignore edge, old man. Tread lightly.
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I sincerely doubt that I would notice or care were you to put me on ignore.

As my daughter says, from time to time, you do you.
 
FfldCntyFan said:
I personally believe that last year was evidence that we are better off without a judge. As great as the prior championship runs were, in 1999 and 2004 the teams did not need any assistance from us. 2011 was Makers Muppet's doing. if Deep tries to claim he had anything to do with it he's even more delusional than I thought.

Senhor, well, if he wants to take credit for locating an anthropomorphic scrotum, well, I'll give him that as I really can't think of anyone else capable of finding such a thing. As I also remember some failed attempts (turkey sandwiches with ketchup for example), it is quite possible that 2014 was a matter of a blind squirrel finding a nut, or in that case, a blind judge finding a pair of nuts in a sack.

That aside, we had a deluge of mojo last year, primarily because we were free from the reign of error that we had been subjected to for decades. It was quite obvious that free form, conjure as you best see fit by all members (not to use the term inclusive but,...) is clearly the best way to appease the mojo gods.

If we want to be at our best we should be judgeless.
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Truth be told, it was prankster who brought Senhor Testiculo to the Boneyard, on the last day of the "summer season", off topic doldrums.

Which pranksters parlayed forward into the game by game Senhor Testiculo Award (so much more like a Chiefs Briefs, but for casual fans and eyeball tests (testes?).)

Anyway, I
Deepster.had me hung for the offense of bringing Senhor to the forefront. Which resulted in the Natty.

Now, many are hung, but few bring the Mojo. prankster brought the Mojo and.history made.

And, as I have said/confessed, in the debacle that was last year's abdication/appointment(s), mojo landmines, etc., prankster presumed the chair of.justice, had himself hung, fulfilled his sentence and delivered Natty #2.

This makes prankster both the only Boneyarder to be twice hung, but the only Boneyarder to have delivered a Natty 2.times.

(Golf clap is appropriate, here)
 
prankster said:
Truth be told, it was prankster who brought Senhor Testiculo to the Boneyard, on the last day of the "summer season", off topic doldrums.

Which pranksters parlayed forward into the game by game Senhor Testiculo Award (so much more like a Chiefs Briefs, but for casual fans and eyeball tests (testes?).)

Anyway, I
Deepster.had me hung for the offense of bringing Senhor to the forefront. Which resulted in the Natty.

Now, many are hung, but few bring the Mojo. prankster brought the Mojo and.history made.

And, as I have said/confessed, in the debacle that was last year's abdication/appointment(s), mojo landmines, etc., prankster presumed the chair of.justice, had himself hung, fulfilled his sentence and delivered Natty #2.

This makes prankster both the only Boneyarder to be twice hung, but the only Boneyarder to have delivered a Natty 2.times.

(Golf clap is appropriate, here)
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prankster said:
Truth be told, it was prankster who brought Senhor Testiculo to the Boneyard, on the last day of the "summer season", off topic doldrums.

Which pranksters parlayed forward into the game by game Senhor Testiculo Award (so much more like a Chiefs Briefs, but for casual fans and eyeball tests (testes?).)

Anyway, I
Deepster.had me hung for the offense of bringing Senhor to the forefront. Which resulted in the Natty.

Now, many are hung, but few bring the Mojo. prankster brought the Mojo and.history made.

And, as I have said/confessed, in the debacle that was last year's abdication/appointment(s), mojo landmines, etc., prankster presumed the chair of.justice, had himself hung, fulfilled his sentence and delivered Natty #2.

This makes prankster both the only Boneyarder to be twice hung, but the only Boneyarder to have delivered a Natty 2.times.

(Golf clap is appropriate, here)
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FfldCntyFan said:
I personally believe that last year was evidence that we are better off without a judge. As great as the prior championship runs were, in 1999 and 2004 the teams did not need any assistance from us. 2011 was Makers Muppet's doing. if Deep tries to claim he had anything to do with it he's even more delusional than I thought.

Senhor, well, if he wants to take credit for locating an anthropomorphic scrotum, well, I'll give him that as I really can't think of anyone else capable of finding such a thing. As I also remember some failed attempts (turkey sandwiches with ketchup for example), it is quite possible that 2014 was a matter of a blind squirrel finding a nut, or in that case, a blind judge finding a pair of nuts in a sack.

That aside, we had a deluge of mojo last year, primarily because we were free from the reign of error that we had been subjected to for decades. It was quite obvious that free form, conjure as you best see fit by all members (not to use the term inclusive but,...) is clearly the best way to appease the mojo gods.

If we want to be at our best we should be judgeless.
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Overruled.
 
Listen. This one isn’t your normal run of the mill game of patty cakes.

This is Mt Rushmore territory. This is a season for the ages. And I’m just not going to let the Yard Stooges doink into each other on this.

I was the first Judge. I’m the only Judge. Grab your oar and paddle behind me or stay out of the way.
 
Perhaps you have ( in the depths of your senile dementia) lost sight of that whole resignation thing last year ( that was very well received, as I recall).

Whereby you repudiated the office and all rights and privileges driving therefrom.

Please know your place. Sit down and shut up.

We forget you.
 
Deepster said:
Listen. This one isn’t your normal run of the mill game of patty cakes.

This is Mt Rushmore territory. This is a season for the ages. And I’m just not going to let the Yard Stooges doink into each other on this.

I was the first Judge. I’m the only Judge. Grab your oar and paddle behind me or stay out of the way.
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Deepster trying to rally the troops.

 
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prankster said:
Look, I was tried, convicted and hung the Senhor Testiculo year. Outside of the long suffering temery, it was the most humorous and engaging of all championship years, IMHO.

Last year began this BS from Sheepster (Mark Emmert's fluffer) and folks probed around as to what would and would not work out mojo-wise speaking. Ultimately, as an Iona (gs) alum, along with other transgressions, real or imagined, I determined to hang myself ( not unlike the plastic surgeon of legend). It was a similar sentence to the one I endured in the Testiculo year. No posting for the duration.

Worked! Totally worked!

Now we are going through the same procedure. I think Mani g CL82 Judge could work. Heck I could appoint my least cat and he would do better than Sheepster.

This is what we are reduced to.

Anyway, all the mojo flows from and through Coach Hurley, this year in my opinion.
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You just need to pipe down. No one needs a B-lister running amok.
 
jleves said:
I sure hope that LOL meant "lots of love"
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Do you actually care?

Anyway, he didn’t die, just stopped posting. Or he might have stopped posting and then died, but the two were unrelated. He definitely stopped posting but not because he died. However, that’s not to say that he has not died since. No way for us to know that. Got tired of the goofs on the women’s board, most likely.

Wonkster was the guy who died.

I think he actually came to one of the first BYCs - old guy with really wild hair.
 
Fishy said:
Do you actually care?

Anyway, he didn’t die, just stopped posting. Or he might have stopped posting and then died, but the two were unrelated. He definitely stopped posting but not because he died. However, that’s not to say that he has not died since. No way for us to know that. Got tired of the goofs on the women’s board, most likely.

Wonkster was the guy who died.

I think he actually came to one of the first BYCs - old guy with really wild hair.
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The old guy with wild hair was Essex Ed. And, he died.
 
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