At some point Louisville should just go full "Necessary Roughness" (or "The Replacements"). Toss the whole team and cobble together a team of lovable misfits. The old guy that was awesome but had to skip college because of a personal issue. A grad student that skipped his last year of eligibility to focus on academics. And don't forget the supermodel! Actually, while probably not as attractive as Kathy Ireland, I'm sure they have a binder full of hookers that they can call upon. If Louisville goes that route, I guarantee crazy hijinks will lead to an ACC Championship (and the old guy will make out with a professor)!
