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Remember the good old days, back on Monday March the 19th the year of our lord 2018, when this was essentially a done deal? Good times. Many fond memories.
Yep. "Sources" said it was true so it must have been. Until it wasn't.
 
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Sorry he's not that good. Ultimatum time, we're UConn tell him we need a decision by whenever, if not Plan B is immediate. Screw him, can't waste time things are fluid.
 
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Let’s just go after Ryan Odom! I liked everything about his team and he wouldn’t take all this time realizing this is the job for him. Either you want to be a Husky or not!
 

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We on the boneyard should declare March 21st a boneyard holiday!! Haha. Any name suggestions

Well, if Hurley comes here, 3/21 is Hurley Day!

If he doesn't, we should commemorate our mourning every March 21st by bumping this thread and being snarky, obviously.
 
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Sorry he's not that good. Ultimatum time, we're UConn tell him we need a decision by whenever, if not Plan B is immediate. Screw him, can't waste time things are fluid.

Might be time to start a "End the suspense and bring back Ollie thread"


I know...i should be looking for the memo
 
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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Have you ever held duels with other M&M variations like peanut? Or done cross candy battles against Reese’s Pieces to determine the overall King of the Hill?
 

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Have you ever held duels with other M&M variations like peanut? Or done cross candy battles against Reese’s Pieces to determine the overall King of the Hill?

that would expose regular m&ms as inferior, a truth i am not prepared to accept
 

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Parents of this thread. Husbands and wife’s. If you had a career decision of this magnitude are you really asking for your young children’s opinion? I assume you ask your spouse. But your children? This is interesting to me. Seems like a very American thing. Culturally couldn’t see this happening in a 3rd world country.
 
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