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Some Guy: UConn close to signing Hurley

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RayIsTheGOAT said:
They're using memes of Taylor Swift over at the URI board.

Use your brain Daniel.
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There’s a serious chance her and Hurley are neighbors.
 
I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?
 
August_West said:
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This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders
 
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Purple Stein said:
If he's loyal, and if URI can meet a lot of his demands, and if his family is happy there, I can see him staying. It may not be about leaving, it may about being the Jim Calhoun of Rhode Island?

That's the only way I can see him staying?
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I like this point. But you have to consider the fact when JC took over the team they were in the BE. Hard to take a program from the A10 as far as JC took UConn.
 
fleudslipcon said:
This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders
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The fake tweets are OC though, that's copypasta.
 
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Let's start taking bets on who's going to be the first to post an official tweet from a reputable reporter with Hurley's decision? SO MANY LIKES UP FOR GRABS...

@tcf15 the heavy favorite, so let's just say him vs the field... who you got?
 
MattMang23 said:
I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?
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Got a couple heart rate spikes with a "Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" post and a "done deal......" post by seemingly legit posters who bolted right after. Other than that not a ton going on....
 
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The way this is going you would think Hurley was Jim Calhoun reincarnated. Imagine what this place will be like if he comes and actually loses games next year.

This is really about my desire to be a contributor to the thread that will not end.
 
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