Some Guy: UConn close to signing Hurley

[ctchamps]

I am already drunk.

I'm already passed out and I'm writing this in my dreams.

 

[intlzncster]

@KStallings in the house I see. Got time on his hands.

 

[Austin316]

Hurley is waiting to see which school has the most forum comments before making a decision...

 

[Skiblets]

Don't you get this glorious thread banished to the Cesspool!

Why is it that I do not see the Cesspool link on the home page? Did I block a link somehow?

 

[the Q]

Don't forget to charge your mobile devices, so you're fully charged during the upcoming surge.

It's sad that I actually had to just plug in.

 

[glastonbury50]

Maybe Dan Hurley is like the Floyd Mayweather of NCAAB coaches; master promoter. The longer this decision draws out, the more hype he builds and as this thread gets longer the more we want him.

 

[ctchamps]

117 pages of pure goodness. I've enjoyed this more than UConn Basketball this year.

Like this should be a comparison!

 

[Danzz]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

M & M's are on your new diet? I don't think so. You are going to be a fat tub of lard again before you know it.

 

[auror]

Don't even post this garbage. Dude has 4 20 tweets total and 4 of them are about this today.

 

[August_West]

This thread is such a monster the fact that this was posted like 15 pages ago went unnoticed!

I didnt feel like fleud got his just recognition. Without him my idea could not have been realized.

 

[UofCT]

Are we expecting more snow?

 

[intlzncster]

Chief00

Damn you, Inztcgsjbnmler!

Gotta be quick on the stick my friend.

 

[UconnU]

What's the O/U on page # when he will be making his decision? 150?

 

[intlzncster]

The way this is going you would think Hurley was Jim Calhoun reincarnated. Imagine what this place will be like if he comes and actually loses games next year.

This is really about my desire to be a contributor to the thread that will not end.

At this point, it's no longer about Danny Hurley. It's about WINNING.

 

[Urcea]

might be clocking out of the office soon and hitting the bar, which means clocking out of the thread for a bit in the interests of being """social""". i don't want to miss anything tho

 

[Danzz]

"Put my name back on Boneyard thread if you want."

No, Jeff, the legend of this thread has surpassed any association with you. (Unless you scoop the Hurley to UConn news.)

Jeff has to earn his Boneyard exposure and he has been a disappointment today.

 

[UChusky916]

Even the Boneyard's ads want me to prepare for the inevitable incoming groin kick the UConn fan base is about to receive #Hurleywatch

 

[Urcea]

At this point, it's no longer about Danny Hurley. It's about WINNING.

it's about topping diallo thread...a mere 600 posts away

 

[The Funster]

Mods: can we get JJ's name back in the thread title?

 

[tzznandrew]

Why is it that I do not see the Cesspool link on the home page? Did I block a link somehow?

The Cesspool is dead.


(Long live the Cesspool!)

 

[ctchamps]

@fleudslipcon you magnificent bastard! We did it !!!

I'll restore his name if he does a rerun of his lost bet in 2014.

 

[HCope]

At this point, it's no longer about Danny Hurley. It's about WINNING.

Is Charlie available?

 

[Rico444]

@Chief00

That's really interesting: as soon as @Chief00 goes radio silent, Jeff Jacobs swoops in with a huge story. Kind if like how Clark Kent always disappears right before Superman shows up.

 

[TRest]

Why is it that I do not see the Cesspool link on the home page? Did I block a link somehow?

It's a secret. Probably shouldn't be linked to with this many viewers.

 

[Matrim55]

This is now the #2 thread all-time in post count, and the #5 thread all-time in page views.

Great day for the university regardless of how much Hurley likes Pimanti brothers.