Some Guy: UConn close to signing Hurley

[UCfor3]

Jalapeno mac n cheese will seal the deal.

 

[ctchamps]

Ok, screw this. I'm going out for a drink.

Definitely slow drinkers.

 

[August_West]

@fleudslipcon you magnificent bastard! We did it !!!

 

[Wordbomar]

Sorry he's not that good. Ultimatum time, we're UConn tell him we need a decision by whenever, if not Plan B is immediate. Screw him, can't waste time things are fluid.

Relax

 

[Dibbie]

@fleudslipcon you magnificent bastard! We did it !!!

Nothing but pride!

 

[tykurez]

@fleudslipcon you magnificent bastard! We did it !!!

This is majestic. What is Jacobs’ screen name? Bunky revealed?

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

They're using memes of Taylor Swift over at the URI board.

Use your brain Daniel.

 

[RayRay19]

We might need a table of contents for this thread

 

[HungryHuskies]

117 pages of pure goodness. I've enjoyed this more than UConn Basketball this year.

 

[nadav]

Its jmick. Jeff Mickey Jacobs

 

[tzznandrew]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

 

[swami7774]

This guy is available as a fall-back.

 

[the Q]

They're using memes of Taylor Swift over at the URI board.

Use your brain Daniel.

There’s a serious chance her and Hurley are neighbors.

 

[MattMang23]

I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?

 

[August_West]

A Clinton voter?

swami7774

 

[ctchamps]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders

 

[Phoenixhusky]

I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?

No one knows anything.

 

[krinklecut]

I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?

Fake twitter accounts making fun of the situation.

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?

Some dude is considering which school he's going to make millions of dollars at and we are all losing our minds over it.

 

[swami7774]

swami7774

Be quiet. You're still swingin' from a tree thanks to the Jurrrdge and me.

 

[intlzncster]

This is majestic. What is Jacobs’ screen name?

@Chief00

 

[glastonbury50]

If he's loyal, and if URI can meet a lot of his demands, and if his family is happy there, I can see him staying. It may not be about leaving, it may about being the Jim Calhoun of Rhode Island?

That's the only way I can see him staying?

I like this point. But you have to consider the fact when JC took over the team they were in the BE. Hard to take a program from the A10 as far as JC took UConn.

 

[JCSuperstar]

This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders

The fake tweets are OC though, that's copypasta.

 

[UChusky916]

Half of the posts on this thread are just people talking about how many pages, posts, or views this thread is at. And here I am just contributing to that... crap.

 

[JMick]

Its jmick. Jeff Mickey Jacobs

I have better intel than jeff