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Some Guy: UConn close to signing Hurley

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mauconnfan said:
Sorry he's not that good. Ultimatum time, we're UConn tell him we need a decision by whenever, if not Plan B is immediate. Screw him, can't waste time things are fluid.
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Relax
 
They're using memes of Taylor Swift over at the URI board.

Use your brain Daniel.
 
August_West said:
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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This guy is available as a fall-back.
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RayIsTheGOAT said:
They're using memes of Taylor Swift over at the URI board.

Use your brain Daniel.
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There’s a serious chance her and Hurley are neighbors.
 
I last checked in on this thread two hours, 12 pages and 278 messages ago. Anyone mind summarizing? Or is it important I read it all?
 
August_West said:
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to: M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A. along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders
 
Purple Stein said:
If he's loyal, and if URI can meet a lot of his demands, and if his family is happy there, I can see him staying. It may not be about leaving, it may about being the Jim Calhoun of Rhode Island?

That's the only way I can see him staying?
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I like this point. But you have to consider the fact when JC took over the team they were in the BE. Hard to take a program from the A10 as far as JC took UConn.
 
fleudslipcon said:
This deserves more likes. People are not reading it because they are reading inferior posts of fake tweets. Time to test the inferior qualities of Boneyarders.

#inferiorBoneyarders
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The fake tweets are OC though, that's copypasta.
 
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