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[Mano]

So far I've seen Karl Hobbs, Rick Pitino, Richard Pitino, 'lil Dicky Pitino, the corpse of Thad Matta, Kevin Freeman, Ricky Moore, JC, JC for a couple years w/Glen Miller as coach in waiting, various high school coaches nobody has ever heard of, Geno a million times, JTIII, JTIV, Becky Hammons, and probably others I'm missing.

Who's next? Dave Bliss doing anything? Gene Hackman retired from acting a while ago, he's available. Maybe Phil Jackson wants a new challenge?

 

[Robertelamin]

Larry Brown and Penny Hardaway.

 

[AdamaNation]

Doc and billy.

 

[Fishy]

Brad Stevens.

He’s from New England. Or he’s from somewhere else, but he’s in New England now. Anyway, he’s used to the traffic because you people drive like jackasses.

He knows a lot of the Celtics and other NBA players. He’s connected to the scene, as the young people might or might not say. I don’t know any young people, really.

He’s younger and he doesn’t ride bikes, so we avoid a lot of the trouble we had with Jim Calhoun. He’s familiar with UConn basketball because we tore his heart out in 2011 and he might think if he comes here we might give it back. His offense involves plays and doing things on purpose which is something we could use.

He’s quite wealthy already so he won’t mind working here for $350,000 and a sweet leased Accord. (10,000 miles a year, Brad, anything more and it’s 12 cents a mile. We are not made of gold here.)

 

[UConnNick]

So far I've seen Karl Hobbs, Rick Pitino, Richard Pitino, 'lil Dicky Pitino, the corpse of Thad Matta, Kevin Freeman, Ricky Moore, JC, JC for a couple years w/Glen Miller as coach in waiting, various high school coaches nobody has ever heard of, Geno a million times, JTIII, JTIV, Becky Hammons, and probably others I'm missing.

Who's next? Dave Bliss doing anything? Gene Hackman retired from acting a while ago, he's available. Maybe Phil Jackson wants a new challenge?

It's Becky Hammon...no 's'. She's a better choice than most of those named. She's forgotten more about BB than most of the rest on this list know. She's also a Russian citizen. She can score us some serious Ruuskie talent.

 

[Robertelamin]

It's Becky Hammon...no 's'. She's a better choice than most of those named. She's forgotten more about BB than most of the rest on this list know. She's also a Russian citizen. She can score us some serious Ruuskie talent.

Ah, a Russian talent pipeline. Good call.

 

[Mano]

It's Becky Hammon...no 's'. She's a better choice than most of those named. She's forgotten more about BB than most of the rest on this list know. She's also a Russian citizen. She can score us some serious Ruuskie talent.

Ms. Jamón’s also never been a coach at any level nor had to recruit in the college arena. Now I would trust Pop’s protégé as much as anyone but not here and now.

 

[CTBasketball]

Could always help Eddie Sutton find his long lost championship.

 

[Horatio]

Christian Laettner with Danny Hurley and
Mike Jarvis as lead recruiter and Alaa Abdelnaby as the big man coach

 

[jfuchs91]

He's currently unemployed, has met with our program at least twice in the past eight years, and already has the attire.

Get it done, AD DB.

 

[temery]

Ken Howard

 

[mauconnfan]

Ken Howard

Horrible post Tom I mean you’re assuming a dead White Shadow is a better option than KO?

 

[Brian]

Coach Morris Buttermaker

 

[Bobol]

Coach Norman Dale

 

[willie99]

Kevin Ollie, for one injury free season
Caron Butler, because he has the tough part down
Dook Vitale, he loves the game, although talking about Dook during our games might be a distraction
Bill Walton, we'll have a spiritual team and he can probably teach the bigs something when he's not stoned
Whoopi Goldberg (a/k/a Eddie)

 

[temery]

Horrible post Tom I mean you’re assuming a dead White Shadow is a better option than KO?

On par with other suggestions.

 

[mauconnfan]

On par with other suggestions.

Much better than many to be sure!

 

[temery]

Much better than many to be sure!

Who better to ride the dead horse?

 

[CTMike]

@Chief00

Or, short of that, strap an iPad to a robot and have it only able to access the Boneyard...

 

[The Funster]

Wally Kastenhaus.

 

[Robertelamin]

@Chief00

Or, short of that, strap an iPad to a robot and have it only able to access the Boneyard...

Blaze on.

 

[Bryan Lord]

Danny Hurley

 

[06029]

Jim Christian. He took a bunch of no rated players and took a program off life support. That and he looks like Gru and can bring minions to his staff. Bring back the youth fan base. Coaching in front of more than 10 people and having to deal with media that cares are the potential areas of concern.

 

[Blaneylover]

Brad Stevens.

He’s from New England. Or he’s from somewhere else, but he’s in New England now. Anyway, he’s used to the traffic because you people drive like jackasses.

He knows a lot of the Celtics and other NBA players. He’s connected to the scene, as the young people might or might not say. I don’t know any young people, really.

He’s younger and he doesn’t ride bikes, so we avoid a lot of the trouble we had with Jim Calhoun. He’s familiar with UConn basketball because we tore his heart out in 2011 and he might think if he comes here we might give it back. His offense involves plays and doing things on purpose which is something we could use.

He’s quite wealthy already so he won’t mind working here for $350,000 and a sweet leased Accord. (10,000 miles a year, Brad, anything more and it’s 12 cents a mile. We are not made of gold here.)

Don't forget the club membership! Not a country club, mind you. BJ's or Costco. You pick, Brad.

 

[Cuse Socks]

Robert Albert Diaco