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[CL82]

Ah, a Russian talent pipeline. Good call.

Collusion!!!

(I apologize to everyone. Just conditioned to scream that whenever the R word is mentioned.)

 

[CL82]

2x NCAA Champion Tyler Olander

He'd be twice the coach that Beoheim is, am I right?

 

[joober jones]

Coach Reeves, if Carver doesn't have him under contract.

 

[jibsey]

How about Jamie Dixon. Getting bounced in the 1st two rounds of the NCAA tournament would be welcomed right about now.

Dixon used to recruit muscular players who looked like they just finished a stretch in the slammer.

 

[Skiblets]

Nell Fortner

 

[UconnU]

Big splash, that's right baby Dickie V. Give him 4 years see what he can do.

 

[Mano]

Taylor Rooks. Opposing teams won't be able to play defense. Or offense.

I like it, but I'd rather we put her on the team. I wanna see her athleticism.

 

[SouthBayHusky]

Tate George

 

[UconnU]

In all seriousness does Ray Allen have any interest in coaching?

 

[CL82]

Norman Dale, obviously. He'd break those young bucks.

 

[FlakeyFoont]

Gene Hackman. The swinging gate becomes a signature piece of our offense.

 

[junglehusky]

Jonathan XIV. There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't coach! And we can pay him in dog food.

 

[06029]

Gene Hackman. The swinging gate becomes a signature piece of our offense.

That was Shooters go to play not coach Dale. So the ghost of Denis Hopper. If the spirit is not willing, some drunk basketball savant.

 

[Bobol]

Norman Dale, obviously. He'd break those young bucks.

Below is a link to the final seconds of the 1954 Indiana State basketball championship when the player from the small rural school hit the winning shot for the upset victory upon which the movie "Hoosiers" is lovely based.

Footage of the final seconds of the 1954 basketball state championship

 

[krinklecut]

Ol' George Blaney, with Karl Hobbs and Glen Miller next to him.

But really I've been warming up to Tom Crean.

 

[Robertelamin]

Isn't Joe D'Ambrosio looking for work?

 

[CardiffGiant]

Norman Dale and Shooter

 

[Fan4ever]

We need discipline right? Drum roll please...G.D. Spradlin

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

In all seriousness does Ray Allen have any interest in coaching?

I think he's currently working on a way to keep his Grindr account from his wife.

 

[ZenConn]

Bill Walton.

 

[len0322]

Once again...I'm disappointed with this board.
The student body doesn't come to games anymore.
We need a man that can go dorm to dorm and get the kids to come back, one kegger at a time

LARRY EUSTACHY

 

[jibsey]

Isn't Joe D'Ambrosio looking for work?

The new sports people on 30 are awful. I’m down to Joe Zone.

 

[ivrytontusker]

Jim Calhoun, Lyme-Old Lyme High School

 

[bigAbruns]

This guy

 

[bigAbruns]

So he can do this when someone brings up his contract

 

[HuskyNationJE]

Coach Carter

 

[Fan4ever]

We need discipline right? Drum roll please...G.D. Spradlin

 

[huskyrob1]

So far I've seen Karl Hobbs, Rick Pitino, Richard Pitino, 'lil Dicky Pitino, the corpse of Thad Matta, Kevin Freeman, Ricky Moore, JC, JC for a couple years w/Glen Miller as coach in waiting, various high school coaches nobody has ever heard of, Geno a million times, JTIII, JTIV, Becky Hammons, and probably others I'm missing.

Who's next? Dave Bliss doing anything? Gene Hackman retired from acting a while ago, he's available. Maybe Phil Jackson wants a new challenge?

Bucky Waters

☺️

 

[CTMike]

Mark Emmert. Has a UConn connection.

 

[Husky1972]

Mark Cuban

Recruits via Shark Tank style reality show on location at the Dairy Bar