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[gioff23]

Jackie Moon

 

[temery]

Ryan Gomes as head coach, Jim Calhoun as his assistant.

 

[UConnNick]

Kevin Ollie, for one injury free season
Caron Butler, because he has the tough part down
Dook Vitale, he loves the game, although talking about Dook during our games might be a distraction
Bill Walton, we'll have a spiritual team and he can probably teach the bigs something when he's not stoned
Whoopi Goldberg (a/k/a Eddie)

Walton is never not stoned.

 

[UConnNick]

My mom teaches with a guy who coaches youths in Simsbury with Rebecca Lobo, and he came into my parlor the other day. He ordered a sausage and pepper pie, and began telling me that Lobo told him that Diana Taurasi has expressed interest in coaching, but we won’t give her the job because she is too tall in heels. It’s unfortunate, but I agree with the logic.

Then a guy came up to the counter and asked for ranch dressing. Can you believe it? Ranch.

Ranch dressing is vile.

 

[UConnNick]

John Calipari.

Used to coach in New England. Good connections here.

Calhoun would murder him. They'd never find the corpse. It would be Hoffa-esque.

 

[huskyrob1]

So far I've seen Karl Hobbs, Rick Pitino, Richard Pitino, 'lil Dicky Pitino, the corpse of Thad Matta, Kevin Freeman, Ricky Moore, JC, JC for a couple years w/Glen Miller as coach in waiting, various high school coaches nobody has ever heard of, Geno a million times, JTIII, JTIV, Becky Hammons, and probably others I'm missing.

Who's next? Dave Bliss doing anything? Gene Hackman retired from acting a while ago, he's available. Maybe Phil Jackson wants a new challenge?

Joe Lapchick

 

[UConnNick]

Jesus

But can he hit the curve ball?

 

[UConnNick]

Jerry Sandusky.

 

[Ewekon]

Tom Brady

 

[BugsyCT]

Donny Marshall

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn, the two smartest guys to ever come out of Providence, RI.

 

[Marty Jackson]

Christian Laettner with Danny Hurley and
Mike Jarvis as lead recruiter and Alaa Abdelnaby as the big man coach

Love this... Need a spot for Boeheim though. he's gonna have some free time as well.

 

[Marty Jackson]

I still say the guy who (seriously) suggested JTIII has the clubhouse lead.

That's like another school's football fans saying, "You know who we should hire? That Diaco guy!"

That's gold baby!!!!

 

[Mots010]

What, no one suggested Eustachy yet?

 

[Uconnrick]

Jesus

In the form of an exclamation or a noun?

 

[Urcea]

HCRE has a lot of experience rebuilding programs

 

[outlaw]

Arsene Wenger

 

[crazyUCfan23]

Ryan Gomes as head coach, Jim Calhoun as his assistant.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

 

[KembaStepback]

Coach K. Boeheim. Roy Williams...UConn is the place to be!

 

[Ha Who]

The nose picker

 

[Vancat]

Earl Kelley

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

He would totally get all the Mansfield kids. Take that, Penny Hardaway!

2x NCAA Champion Tyler Olander

And definitely Lou Dickress as an assistant.

 

[amory]

TJ Weist

come on guys give him a chance to lead. come on. TJ deserves a chance.

come on.

 

[beakumhawks]

I understand Kevin Ollie is looking for a job.

 

[DALTX]

Luke Gatti ... won't hesitate to work the refs