OT: For Dog Lovers

[prankster]

We had to put the wife's poodle in diapers. For about a year. Don't want to go through that again.

Did you use those manly diapers, as seen on TV?

 

[mauconnfan]

Did you use those manly diapers, as seen on TV?

Leave Tony Siraguso alone it's cold on those sidelines……..

 

[Palatine]

The Reggie/Tank story isn't true.

The Bud commercial isn't true either.

 

[uconnfan68]

Did you use those manly diapers, as seen on TV?

luckily she was a small dog... baby diapers are cheaper...

 

[8893]

The Reggie/Tank story isn't true.

The Bud commercial isn't true either.

Correct. The Doberhuahua is real though.

This one isn't, and it has nothing to do with dogs. I don't think it's an actual Super Bowl ad, either, but I like it better than the rest of the stories, true or false:

 

[Dove]

Wow Dove great story………reminds me of Cheech and Chong or something!?>!?

Monday was a great day for me.

 

[storrsroars]

Leave Tony Siraguso alone it's cold on those sidelines……..

I have my doubts that Tony Sirigusa was ever housebroken.

That commercial always makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[J-dog]

Agreed… Merle's Door is a great read… Does get a little tough at the end, as any dog owner can imagine…

For the literate dog lovers here....

I highly recommend:

 

[Dogbreath2U]

We "rescued" a German shepherd/beagle in July. She's been great right up until she ate my wedding ring last Friday night. I spent last Sunday in the yard chopping up 9 poop samples. Nothing. 6am Monday morning she hacked it up.

Grrrrrr

He wants to know why you had the ring off in the first place. He thought that if it was so important and not for him, it would still be stuck on your finger. He's going to text this question to your wife.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

Dogs are great.

They shed all over the house. They drool on stuff. They poop in the yard when you're lucky and in the house when you're not. Either way, you'll eventually step in it. They throw up on the furniture, carpets, wood floors, ceramic floors and even people if they get the chance. The larger ones occasionally drag dead animals back to the house. And they just love you unconditionally until you accidentally touch their favorite toy and then they bite your head. And then you get to pour thousands of dollars into them because we've bred creatures that can catch badgers, foxes, birds, deer or whatever, but forgot to breed in the ability to live more than ten years without every single bodily function failing. They start out peeing all over the house and end peeing all over the house.

We have a fish.

His name is Rocky. He cost $2.49 and has been with us for three years. He has consumed $2 worth of food in that time and has never chewed the couch, peed the floor or tried to eat the baby.

He's better than your dogs.

Is somebody afwaid of a little wittle bit of mess?

 

[Fishy]

Is somebody afwaid of a little wittle bit of mess?

Exactly.

One of the best parts of a house is that it keeps the animals out.

Once you start voluntarily moving them inside, you basically live in a barn.

 

[specialisthusky]

Exactly.

One of the best parts of a house is that it keeps the animals out.

Once you start voluntarily moving them inside, you basically live in a barn.

Yea but you have a fish...its like you're living in the sound. Seems a bit "fishy".