Dear lord, I don't ask for much. The occasional late free throw, good health for my cats, continued growth in the value of a few investments I've made. That's about it.
But lord, if you're out there and you're listening... I'd really appreciate it if you could burn Louisville to the fn ground.
It's been a long, long time since you've done some Old Testament-style smiting, my friend. And you should know that people just love the classics.
So that's all I ask, lord. Get out there today and be your best self. Smite away.