Buy stock in big candy about a month ahead of each
Why worst? Those are the only "candy" holidays.
You must not have kids under 10. There is candy for every holiday including groundhog day and Ram Navami
I like candy so I can't agree with the general disdain for the holidays themselves but I will say the worst candies for each are:For my fellow parents...
My order
Halloween
Easter
Valentines day
Buy stock in big candy about a month ahead of each
Most of my wife's family is buddhist, with some catholic sprinkled in. Ironically, they happily celebrate christian holidays. Easter dinner today and half the house won't be christian. Most major holidays with religious ties have crossed over from "religious holiday" to holiday.
7 chocolate coins, 2 mini bags of jelly beans and a sack of unicorn poop should definitely lead to a solid attitude for my 4 year old. All before we even get to grandma's house.
I like candy so I can't agree with the general disdain for the holidays themselves but I will say the worst candies for each are:
Halloween (tie) - Candy Corns and Tootsie Rolls
Easter - Peeps by a mile
Valentine's Day - Those chalky little candy hearts with the messages on them.
Unicorn poop. I...
WHAT?
I like candy so I can't agree with the general disdain for the holidays themselves but I will say the worst candies for each are:
Halloween (tie) - Candy Corns and Tootsie Rolls
Easter - Peeps by a mile
Valentine's Day - Those chalky little candy hearts with the messages on them.
Most of my wife's family is buddhist, with some catholic sprinkled in. Ironically, they happily celebrate christian holidays. Easter dinner today and half the house won't be christian. Most major holidays with religious ties have crossed over from "religious holiday" to holiday.
They're just looking for another day on the calendar to party it up and eat.Most of my wife's family is buddhist, with some catholic sprinkled in. Ironically, they happily celebrate christian holidays. Easter dinner today and half the house won't be christian. Most major holidays with religious ties have crossed over from "religious holiday" to holiday.
Tootsie rolls are gross. Sludgey, waxy, half chocolate tasting, pieces of goose turd that they package up for your consumption. It's like they scrapped up the residue from the upper walls of the vats of the chocolatiers of the most ill repute just to try to make an extra buck.Tootsie rolls are facking awesome. Check your head.
Tootsie rolls are gross. Sludgey, waxy, half chocolate tasting, pieces of goose turd that they package up for your consumption. It's like they scrapped up the residue from the upper walls of the vats of the chocolatiers of the most ill repute just to try to make an extra buck.