OT: Odd statistics about your life.

[husky429]

Both of my children were conceived on my birthday exactly 10 years apart.

Ive been in a coma TWICE.

I took you as being very young. Surprising.

Also, I would avoid comas if you can help it from now on. Yard was boring without you last fall.

 

[Bonehead]

Banned for life - Fairview Farms Golf Course.

 

[the Q]

Number of pet alligators I’ve owned: one

 

[temery]

Worked at McDonald's for four hours
Tossed from two colleges, graduated from three
Three body part removed
Moved 16 times, lived in six states
Owned three cars in 40 years
0 moving violations (out ran one [no idea what I was thinking - it just happened])
Coached three state tennis champs, five finalists (team, singles, doubles) in 26 years
One of three UConn fan Emerys who visit the 'yard
Have done two dozen century trips on my Fuji Opus
Post using three different usernames on the 'yard

 

[temery]

Ive been in a coma TWICE.

Both on your birthday?

 

[dennismenace]

I only played baseball through middle school, never hit a home run, but I am just like Joe DiMaggio where it matters most. (Google it)

People call you Mr. Coffee?

 

[tomtom80]

In 2001, on my 20th wedding anniversary, went to MIDNITE MADNESS with my UCONN friends. My wife stayed home. I Got drunk, and was interviewed by CT NBC TV outside Gampel. My response to the question, “why aren’t you at home spending your 20th anniversary with your wife?” Was “because this is where all the action is” was actually aired on the 11 o’clock news that nite

Now here is the interesting statistic.... I am still married to my first wife.

 

[Pudge]

Heck. I’ve been to the Kennedy compound

 

[polycom]

Worked at McDonald's for four hours
Tossed from two colleges, graduated from three
Three body part removed
Moved 16 times, lived in six states
Owned three cars in 40 years
0 moving violations (out ran one [no idea what I was thinking - it just happened])
Coached three state tennis champs, five finalists (team, singles, doubles) in 26 years
One of three UConn fan Emerys who visit the 'yard
Have done two dozen century trips on my Fuji Opus
Post using three different usernames on the 'yard

So the cesspool is just 3 people arguing with each other. #feelsbadman

 

[Tommyboy]

Number of high school classmates arrested with a tennis star: 1

 

[Penfield]

I fainted 4 years ago at the barber and never went back.

Did he accidentally insert the scissors into your ear canal? that would explain a lot.

 

[WillB4]

Shared an elevator with Al Kooper (Blood, Sweat & Tears) in the criminal courts building in NYC. My case was nolled.

Sat down with Redd Foxx in LV at the old Hilton and had a great conversation for 30min or so, he lived in Waterbury for a while and had friends there, some of them I knew!

Few stitches but 0 broken bones.

 

[the Q]

I played with them after they won... it wasn’t fun.

that's when you have to play dirty...

 

[FatElvis]

It's been over a quarter century since I've had a driver's license.

 

[Bonehead]

It's been over a quarter century since I've had a driver's license.

Still driving though...

 

[Devland]

I fainted 4 years ago at the barber and never went back.

The first time I read this, it was on my phone without my glasses on. I read fainted as farted. It made sense written that way also. It's amazing how thing change when I put my glasses on. Restaurant tabs change all the time now.

 

[Robertelamin]

I was among those that stormed the court when UConn beat Arizona at home. That was my freshman year.

I never did finish that degree, whoops.

I once had a chili cheese dog at Rentschler Field. I was violently ill for 4 days after. Worst I've ever felt.

My first UConn game I ever went to was one my buddy @Robertelamin took me to. I won some pair of sunglasses as a giveaway when they called my seat as the winner. I did not give him the sunglasses as a thank you.

The sunglasses game was years after storming the court. Also you owe me a pair of shades.

 

[Adios]

I don't often prescribe mood enhancers, mostly because I'm not a doctor and I also lack empathy, but I think you need them.

It's a message board - why are you so chronically miserable here?

It's all how you percieve. I am fine. Not caring what people think of me on a message board does not necessitate being stupid offline.

Speaking of doctors, mine love me.

Oh yeah, back on topic, police let me go with possession of weed 3 times. Before it was decriminalized. One of them at UConn.

 

[ZenConn]

I been able to go practically everywhere
I took life’s blows without any dread or fear.
In this long life I’ve done most everything
But despite my love for music I ‘m still not able to Sing.
I know substantial vocabulary in the multiple language art
But despite all my study in all but English , a conversation I could not start.
I been a coach, a cub master, a husband ,a father and I can’t remember the rest
But I know for sure grandpa is the title I love the best.

I'm ready for game day haiku already.

 

[Mano]

The sunglasses game was years after storming the court. Also you owe me a pair of shades.

Was it really? Damn my memory sucks ass.

 

[UconnU]

Both on your birthday?

Unfortunately not.

 

[the Q]

My sister and I were born on the same day....3 years apart.

 

[FatElvis]

Still driving though...

Actually, I did drive across country in the middle of my streak and loved every minute of it. One guess where I've been living these last 25 years.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

I was on non-academic probation at college before I was a freshman taking classes.

Got busted for underage drinking during freshmen orientation.

That's funny. I got busted with a fake ID within an hour of my parents dropping me off.

 

[Bonehead]

Actually, I did drive across country in the middle of my streak and loved every minute of it. One guess where I've been living these last 25 years.

NYC?