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Saturdays at noon:

"Thirteen And Oh" (Science Fiction) UConnDan97

Dan breaks down the upcoming football season with a focus on understanding the motives of why opponents bother to show up when they know they are going to lose.
 
"Better than Hitler" (R-Brief Nudity) BNich. Weyeo.

Discussion of the fond memories of the Paul Pasqualoni era. Rare footage of the 2013 UConn spring game included.
 
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Movie: "Put me in Coach" (PG - Comedy). Run Time: 1:47. Palatine. John Fogerty.

After convincing a conservative head football coach to play his back-up quarterback a zany college football fan and a washed up rock star hit New Orleans for the CFB playoff where hilarity ensues.
 
Wednesdays @ 6PM: Jim Calhoun offers financial advice and public speaking training on "I duck*ed up! Not A Dime Back!"

Fridays @ 10PM: Bazz n Boat Mom have a Hot Yoga & Zumba hour ("No Escalators") with special guest Breanna Stewart.

Overnight: Phil Nolan infomercial hawking an instructional DVD called "Taking Charge!" Consists of 47 minutes of Phil standing still while various people run into him. Bonus photobombing footage included.
 
The Art of Free Throw Shooting: Hosted by Taliek Brown. Airs Sunday night at 10
 
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The Blame Game: Host Johnnie Selvie instead of this dude:

 
Architectural Digest at Uconn, featuring Tsam attempting to get to the bottom of things at the core of the Civic Center's flooring structure. When he fails with the bounce, he has one last chance with the three ball. Additional commentary and guest appearance provided by Doug Gottlieb.
 
I was thinking Jonathan and Friends. But then I couldn't decide between just an hour of Jonathan playing around campus, or a cartoon version where he has superpowers and rids the world of evil (Cuse, Duke, BC, etc)
 
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"A Lesson in Clutch, End of Game Free Throw Shooting."
Host Donyell Marshall with cameos from Andre Drummond.
Total run time: eternity
 
"Where'd your socks go". Moderator AJ Price. Interview with Jerel McNeal if he can still get here. He seems lost. Hold on, we've just lost contact with Mr. McNeal. My staffers are efforting, they say.
 
"Calling Kerry Kittles" with host Ray Allen and commentary provided by ESPN analyst and former coach, Jim Calhoun. Special added bonus commentary on Ryan Gomes.
 
A late night special, very similar to girls gone wild, but it is hosted by Rodney Purvis. Entitled "T-i-t-s out for the Purv".

Edit: wow, t-i-t-s doesn't make it past the profanity filter
 
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If they locked all of us up in a building together it might make for an interesting reality show.
 
Hmm the site is interesting random. T.i.t.s are verboten but

Knockers,
Jugs,
Fun-bags,
Twin Peaks,
Pillows,
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Boobies,
Bazangas
Tatas, and
Bongos

are all fine, apparently. Any other favorites out there?
 
"WTF fridays " featuring the most "WTF" plays in college basketball and hosted by our own, beloved Johnny " Base Line" Selvie.

"Free Styling with Tyler" hosted by Tyler Olander. Tyler goes around campus
, home and away games and gets fans to free style while he beat boxes. Cash and prizes given out to the best free styler.

" F-U, Next!!!!" The show in which Boneyard members, insult , harass the families , and expose the weaknesses of 4-5 star recruits that didn't choose
Uconn .
 
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Another movie proposal: Tom Cruise as Bob Diaco. Team practices revolve around the application of Dianetics. Susan Herbst becomes his new "girlfriend." Then things take a creepy Foxcatcher vibe...

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MONDAY NIGHT

6pm: Shootin' with Scotty : Scottie Haralson has left the basketball court and now owns a shooting range. The goal isn't to hit the target, but just to get as many shots off as you can before two twenty minute periods have expired. Between the two periods, Jim Calhoun shows up to yell at the contestants.

6:30pm: Majok Mysteries: Ater Majok introduces you to the show and then suddenly leaves. His disappearance is never explained and the rest of the show is just a still shot of a folding chair on a basketball court.

7pm: Fake it 'Til You Make it: An instructional program where Ed Nelson teaches the finer points of the pump fake.

7:30pm: Ten Toes In: With basketball season over, Kevin Ollie discovers a new interest in giving pedicures.

8pm: Hartford Hope: Pat Lenehan has graduated from medical school and is now a high-profile surgeon at Hartford Hospital. Making his job more difficult is the constant presence of middle aged former classmates constantly chanting his name.

9pm: The White Shadow: Unrelated to the hit late 70s/early 80s series of the same name, this show simply features Ben Eaves following people around until they ask him to stop. At the end of each episode, Ben treats viewers to the Cockney phrase of the day.

10pm: This Old House: Phil Nolan discovers that he's also talented at literally setting screens.

10:30pm: Have Cheeseburgers, Will Travel: Marcus Williams takes the viewer around the world to show the highlights of the various countries where he's lived and played ball, thanks to getting out of shape and not lasting in the NBA.

11pm: Stick Your Neck Out with Hilton Armstrong: Hilton tutors viewers on high risk/high reward investment strategies in Turkish stocks.

11:30pm: The All-New Miami Vice: Shabazz Napier talks Ray Allen into coming back to Miami and the two spend their leisure time solving crimes and busting perps in South Beach.
 
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