New Boneyard Channel on Directv

[Huskyforlife]

Monday-Friday 5:30 AM.

"Who's baseline is it anyway". Hosted by Wayne Norman.

A retrospecitve review of famous stepping out of bounds moments. Guest stars: Johnny Selvie, Rodney Purvis.

I kinda wanna sit here and see what else you think of. But it's 1:30 so I'll check back tomorrow. Don't let me down...

 

[Stainmaster]

Wednesday at 11:

"Guest of Honor", in which host Dan Guest alternates between interviewing former walk-ons and reading transcripts of years' worth of Boneyard reactions to bench players performing poorly.

 

[Stainmaster]

Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2:30-3:00:

"Glen Miller's Dance Party"

 

[whaler11]

"Little Arena on the Prarie". (PG13 - Language) Drew. CL82.

Set 15 years in the future, Boneyard posters stuck in Fairfield County office cubicles race against the clock to beat tip off for weeknight on-campus basketball games.

Sponsored by Connecticut Divorce Attorneys.

 

[whaler11]

Wednesday at 11:

"Guest of Honor", in which host Dan Guest alternates between interviewing former walk-ons and reading transcripts of years' worth of Boneyard reactions to bench players performing poorly.

You are getting there. Good title.

 

[whaler11]

Saturdays at noon:

"Thirteen And Oh" (Science Fiction) UConnDan97

Dan breaks down the upcoming football season with a focus on understanding the motives of why opponents bother to show up when they know they are going to lose.

 

[whaler11]

"Better than Hitler" (R-Brief Nudity) BNich. Weyeo.

Discussion of the fond memories of the Paul Pasqualoni era. Rare footage of the 2013 UConn spring game included.

 

[whaler11]

Movie: "Put me in Coach" (PG - Comedy). Run Time: 1:47. Palatine. John Fogerty.

After convincing a conservative head football coach to play his back-up quarterback a zany college football fan and a washed up rock star hit New Orleans for the CFB playoff where hilarity ensues.

 

[Eskapeesto]

Wednesdays @ 6PM: Jim Calhoun offers financial advice and public speaking training on "I duck*ed up! Not A Dime Back!"

Fridays @ 10PM: Bazz n Boat Mom have a Hot Yoga & Zumba hour ("No Escalators") with special guest Breanna Stewart.

Overnight: Phil Nolan infomercial hawking an instructional DVD called "Taking Charge!" Consists of 47 minutes of Phil standing still while various people run into him. Bonus photobombing footage included.

 

[Eskapeesto]

Sundays @ noon: Hungry Huskies with Chef Shabazz Napier. Watch Bazz sautée chicken wings in a Rolling Rock base and then hit the road to sample the Best Pizza in CT.

 

[Ts5034]

The Art of Free Throw Shooting: Hosted by Taliek Brown. Airs Sunday night at 10

 

[storrsroars]

 

[Kitaman]

The Blame Game: Host Johnnie Selvie instead of this dude:

 

[jackanddanny8]

Architectural Digest at Uconn, featuring Tsam attempting to get to the bottom of things at the core of the Civic Center's flooring structure. When he fails with the bounce, he has one last chance with the three ball. Additional commentary and guest appearance provided by Doug Gottlieb.

 

[CTMike]

What a thread... Bravo.

 

[mauconnfan]

"The Art of Offensive Basketball in the Men's Game"

Hosted by Geno Auriemma and Waquoit

 

[CTMike]

I was thinking Jonathan and Friends. But then I couldn't decide between just an hour of Jonathan playing around campus, or a cartoon version where he has superpowers and rids the world of evil (Cuse, Duke, BC, etc)

 

[jackanddanny8]

"A Lesson in Clutch, End of Game Free Throw Shooting."
Host Donyell Marshall with cameos from Andre Drummond.
Total run time: eternity

 

[jackanddanny8]

"Where'd your socks go". Moderator AJ Price. Interview with Jerel McNeal if he can still get here. He seems lost. Hold on, we've just lost contact with Mr. McNeal. My staffers are efforting, they say.

 

[RoderickSpode]

Life in the Dog House featuring Antric Klaiber and Jonathan Mandeldove

 

[Robertelamin]

Live Easter Concert featuring Scrappy and his hit song, "Everything is Awesome".

 

[jackanddanny8]

"Calling Kerry Kittles" with host Ray Allen and commentary provided by ESPN analyst and former coach, Jim Calhoun. Special added bonus commentary on Ryan Gomes.

 

[UConNick]

A late night special, very similar to girls gone wild, but it is hosted by Rodney Purvis. Entitled "T-i-t-s out for the Purv".

Edit: wow, t-i-t-s doesn't make it past the profanity filter

 

[CL82]

What a thread... Bravo.

Agreed. Love when a weak OP gets rescued by the board. Some really funny stuff here.

 

[storrsroars]