I went on a first date with a girl from Tinder the night of the Villanova game in the 2014 run.
However, at half time I ended the date early because I couldn't stand not watching it and went to a sports bar to watch the 2nd half.
Like which Husky did you dress?
Wouldn't have been If you were at the game.
Wouldn't have been If you were at the game.
There is no such thing as a boneless wing. It’s a chicken tender with sauce.
Made love during a uconn NCAA tournament game commercial. But finished before the game resumed. Tv timeouts are way too long in the tournament

I have to watch a bunch of games on DVR, which is usually fine, but last season I would start ffwd if we got down by 15 and only watch in real time if they ever cut it past 15.
Needless to say I wore out the ffwd last year.
Well the girl but I'm guessing she didn't stick around.Was anyone there to attest to this?![]()
Well the girl but I'm guessing she didn't stick around.

Haha, you're right. I was giving him to much credit.Oh there was someone else?![]()
That day, sir Deep, was one where I tuned in late due to raking leaves. Messed up on the start time so missed the first half. It was the J Dyson face plant game.You have always missed games. Remember when you missed a game because you were raking leaves?
#theyardneverforgets
Happily married!Still single, aren't ya?
Awesome. I’m jealous honestlyMade love during a uconn NCAA tournament game commercial. But finished before the game resumed. Tv timeouts are way too long in the tournament
At work I deal with the public a lot. When finishing up business I say "Stay casual!" while snapping my fingers and pointing at them. They all smile back at me...casually.
I fantasize more about the opposite sex than UConn men's bb highlights.Made love during a uconn NCAA tournament game commercial. But finished before the game resumed. Tv timeouts are way too long in the tournament
Wait.
You had to be told that?
So before someone told you that you pictured elves back in the kitchen removing bones from wings?