Looking ahead... Houston

[August_West]

need some goalsetting
single section saves season
for jmick and stain

@Mano

jmick shows the girl
a pic of cars . "Hey Baby,
you like my artwork?"

 

[whaler11]

jmick shows the girl
a pic of cars . "Hey Baby,
you like my artwork?"

 

[8893]

Considering this is the boneyard it seems that maybe a Limerick should be the next choice.

There once was a hoop team from Storrs
Their season was no longer about scores
But on this St. Valentine's night, with the light just right
@JMick and @Stainmaster became each other's whores

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

hey at least we arent traveling to houston to get our ass kicked.

 

[August_West]

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LOLZ Two A+ posts in a row! That Maddox kid picture thread had tears streaming down my face the first time I read it. Has to be like 15 years now.


and then to follow with this ! :

There once was a hoop team from Storrs
Their season was no longer about scores
But on this St. Valentine's night, with the light just right
@JMick and @Stainmaster became each other's whores

If we somehow manage a miracle Thursday this needs to be the new yard masthead.

 

[whaler11]

There once was a hoop team from Storrs
Their season was no longer about scores
But on this St. Valentine's night, with the light just right
@JMick and @Stainmaster became each other's whores

there once was a kid from manfield
on limited driveways he would not yield
then he found a new friend at the xl bar
who begged to paint lightning bolts on his car

 

[whaler11]

LOLZ Two A+ posts in a row! That Maddox kid picture thread had tears streaming down my face the first time I read it. Has to be like 15 years now.


and then to follow with this ! :






If we somehow manage a miracle Thursday this needs to be the new yard masthead.

i have that email saved in its own folder.

 

[tzznandrew]

we have a poetry slam guy already..
wait is @tzznandrew report card?

In all honestly, if you ever catch me at a slam, feel free to kill me.

 

[StepbackCity]

Y’all really negative

 

[8893]

Y’all really negative

Nah, it's just gallows humor. It's really what the Boneyard does best imo.

 

[whaler11]

@JMick is like a by muse

 

[Stainmaster]

There once was a hoop team from Storrs
Their season was no longer about scores
But on this St. Valentine's night, with the light just right
@JMick and @Stainmaster became each other's whores

 

[August_West]

@JMick is like a by muse

A legend. Worthy of tribute.

 

[whaler11]

there one was a poster from somewhere
he longed for a lass without arm hair
some might say he lacks game
might be why he wont tell anyone his name

a tribute to @shizzle

 

[JMick]

If we somehow manage a miracle Thursday this needs to be the new yard masthead.

I can't tell if I do or don't want that to happen.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Prediction: we score over 50 and lose by less than 20. 68-55 sounds about right. That's without Gilbert.

These huskies don't give up. Home fans will be making noise and we might even make some shots on our home rims.

 

[polycom]

Prediction: we score over 50 and lose by less than 20. 68-55 sounds about right. That's without Gilbert.

These huskies don't give up. Home fans will be making noise and we might even make some shots on our home rims.

Uh..Houston is the 9th ranked team in the country. They will beat us by whatever they want, we straight up do not have the talent for them.

 

[August_West]

I can't tell if I do or don't want that to happen.

We all have to take one for the team sometimes brah.

How quickly you forget that I had to choke down turkey and ketchup for this team. Certainly being part of BY lore for and overly undermanned win against a 1 loss team is worth whatever conflict you have in your mind.

 

[August_West]

Prediction: we score over 50 and lose by less than 20. 68-55 sounds about right. That's without Gilbert.

These huskies don't give up. Home fans will be making noise and we might even make some shots on our home rims.

If it was Gampel, Id be with you.

Hartford doesnt seem like a Home game for this team (or the last few) Its a road game with a ton of UConn fans. We just dont play the same in hartford as Gampel. Or so it seems.

 

[Rico444]

I was already thinking that. Either a Sestina or a Bref Double.

But thats probably ambitious.

Considering this is the boneyard it seems that maybe a Limerick should be the next choice.

Set your expectations much lower. We're more like Kevin from The Office.

 

[storrsroars]

Considering this is the boneyard it seems that maybe a Limerick should be the next choice.

There once was a coach named Ollie
When hired, the Boneyard was jolly
Then he got a divorce
And without much remorse
Turned our hoops dreams into a folly.

 

[August_West]

There once was a coach named Ollie
When hired, the Boneyard was jolly
Then he got a divorce
And without much remorse
Turned our hoops dreams into a folly.

Very nice, but a deduction for no jmick content.

In fact I propose we change the name from "limerick" to "jimemick"

 

[8893]

Very nice, but a deduction for no jmick content.

You have to read between the lines: the Ollie slam was his homage to @JMick

 

[August_West]

You have to read between the lines: the Ollie slam was his homage to @JMick

In fact I propose we change the name from "limerick" to "jimemick"

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

This would be a very nice “wtf win”

 

[Mano]

time for some new goals
singles section saves season
for jmick and stain

@Mano

True story, I stopped starting the Haiku threads once I realized we were like 3-6 on days I did. Hoped someone else could bring more positive mojo. Also I’m the least superstitious person you’ll ever find. Save for, of course, UConn silliness.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Uh..Houston is the 9th ranked team in the country. They will beat us by whatever they want, we straight up do not have the talent for them.

Bah. Bunch of 3* and 4* guys. They play well as a team. Very tough on D. They aren't beating people with superior basketball talent or athleticism like Duke is. They win close games but don't really blow out anybody except cupcakes. That's a sign of an experienced, veteran team. They play four guards at times, and remind me of a better version of last year's URI team.

 

[polycom]

Bah. Bunch of 3* and 4* guys. They play well as a team. Very tough on D. They aren't beating people with superior basketball talent or athleticism like Duke is. They win close games but don't really blow out anybody except cupcakes. That's a sign of an experienced, veteran team. They play four guards at times, and remind me of a better version of last year's URI team.

You know what you need to beat an experienced team? Talent. We do not have the talent to beat them, they will beat us by whatever they want to beat us by. Same thing URI would have done to us last year.

 

[HuskyHawk]

You know what you need to beat an experienced team? Talent. We do not have the talent to beat them, they will beat us by whatever they want to beat us by. Same thing URI would have done to us last year.

That's silly. If Al plays they have no chance to beat us by 20. They simply don't have much offense. They also don't have a functional center. Josh can score against them. So can Cobb.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

There once was a hoop team from Storrs
Their season was no longer about scores
But on this St. Valentine's night, with the light just right
@JMick and @Stainmaster became each other's whores

An AAC ref from Nantucket...