"So, you're telling me that if players transfer out, and we lose our top recruit, and fill out the roster with transfers and other late recruits, and the injured guys we retain aren't full capacity and one guy even reinjures himself and misses the season and we get blown out like nobody's seen in decades, and I keep playing the grad transfer from Cornell, and I don't seem fully engaged on the bench at times, and I shy away from the press and keep saying "We just gotta do better," and the season finishes with a worse record than the year before... I get have another year at the helm, or they have to pay me $10 million?"
"Yep."
"No strings attached?"
"Just gotta be in compliance with all NCAA rules and articulated standards of conduct according to the contract that guarantees the money."
"And I get all the money?"
"As long as everything is totally clean."
"Even if the school is being investigated?"
"As long as everything is clean."
"And I can play Onourah as much as I want?"
"As long as everything is clean."
"All mine?"
"Like I told you."
"And the union's got my back? Even if the fans and admin and boosters and players have lost confidence in me? Even if there are rumors about stuff outside of work? Even if there's bad press? Even if I look like I've lost my motivation? There's no way I don't get all the money?"
"Unless there's a suitable violation for which they could terminate you 'for cause'."
"They wouldn't try any funny business, would they? I mean I get the $10 million, right?"
"Or more years coaching."
"Yeah,well,whatever,either way I get the money, right?"
"As long as there's no violations. Are there any?"
"Small ones, nothing to speak of, stuff I've seen other guys do."
"What? Do they know? Did they ask you? Are you clean?"
"Well, I certified."
"So all's clean?"
"Yeah, I get to come back and try again or I get to walk with a fortune, and nobody's gonna stop me, right?"
"Well, if the season tanks and they're unhappy, they'll probably want to settle for a lesser amount. It's pretty common."
"Less than all? Can they do that?"
"" Are you 100% clean?
"" Who's 100%?"
"Are you?"
"Why do you keep asking that?"