In 1946, Connecticut got Minute Rice. In 2025, Connecticut got Minute Vice.
She enters the game in Q1 at 5:16. One minute later (4:12), she hits a 3. One minute later (3:17), she steals the ball for a driving layup. One minute later (2:27), she repeats her thievery and layup.
The vice is already hinted at. She vandalizes the Bulldogs with nonstop thievery, larceny, burglary, looting, piracy and other heists. On top of that, she commits break-ins, player imprisonments, malicious prosecutions, and all sorts of public mischief and mayhem.
The Viceroy of Minute Vice . . .
The Viscountess of Minute Vice . . .
Bad girl . . .
Bad*ss . . .
Blanca!