Key tweets, and it's all gone to Hell.

[Kolumbo]

Is this really a Key Tweet though? Come on man, respect the thread.

I would, but I don't even know what key tweet and non-key tweet mean. I refuse to acknowledge a tweet as anything other than a sound a bird makes.

 

[CL82]

In theory, a key tweet comes from someone who might have actual knowlege like a university AD or Pres.

A non-key tweet comes from West Virginia.

 

[Durks07]

Is this really a Key Tweet though? Come on man, respect the thread.

C'mon Mike, we all know that the next key tweet will be the first one.

 

[UConn Dan]

In theory, a key tweet comes from someone who might have actual knowlege like a university AD or Pres.

A non-key tweet comes from West Virginia.

Anything that comes from West Virginia is non-key.

 

[WestHartHusk]

I just saw a tweet from I don't know who, but it speculated that UConn may have men's lacrosse in 4 years.

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

 

[jostar1]

Is this really a Key Tweet though? Come on man, respect the thread.

He's the President of the University of Cincinnati. He's selling his school. What are we doing?
And yes, I think that is key.

 

[Fishy]

He's the President of the University of Cincinnati. He's selling his school. What are we doing?
And yes, I think that is key.

You have to be kidding.

We're spending billions. He's tweeting.

We do press conferences. He's tweeting.

We're expanding everywhere. He's tweeting.

And you're impressed with the tweet.

 

[upstater]

Anything that comes from West Virginia is non-key.

 

[CL82]

You have to be kidding.

We're spending billions. He's tweeting.

We do press conferences. He's tweeting.

We're expanding everywhere. He's tweeting.

And you're impressed with the tweet.

My god, why aren't we tweeting!!

 

[pj]

My god, why aren't we tweeting!!

Personally, I'm too busy drinking.

 

[Kolumbo]

My god, why aren't we tweeting!!

Has UCONN twawted anything lately? I know it is spending billions but it's as if the state of CT is in Greenland.

 

[Fishy]

Has UCONN twawted anything lately? I know it is spending billions but it's as if the state of CT is in Greenland.

You drooling moron.

We're not just tweeting, we're scripting and filming s--- with all kinds of trophies and then we're tweeting that.

 

[RedStickHusky]

This guy is on crack.

Connecticut has 19 F500 companies. New York has 50, with many being greater NYC. I have 10+ accounts I cover in NYC that are F500. Now that I got that out, who cares about per capita and how does this help any school? It doesn't unless you are Oregon, Maryland, OkSt or possible Memphis.

9 per capita is pretty impressive though; I understand Cincy also has a pretty high per capita population density.

 

[CL82]

9 per capita is pretty impressive though; I understand Cincy also has a pretty high per capita population density.

Well it is the third largest city in Ohio.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Well it is the third largest city in Ohio.

pretty sure per capita density would be measuring something else...

 

[Fishy]

I have been to Cincinnati and everyone there seemed dense to me.

 

[RedStickHusky]

that's the rare joke that is actually more fun when you have to 'splain it...

 

[Fishy]

You gotta play to the room.

You don't get 14,000 likes around here by dancing around the edges of a joke.

 

[Dove]

You drooling moron.

We're not just tweeting, we're scripting and filming s--- with all kinds of trophies and then we're tweeting that.

Who's the Asian dude?

 

[Fishy]

Who's the Asian dude?

Mun Y. Choi - Provost.

 

[jdb50]

Second in command I believe, provost?

 

[Dove]

Thanks

 

[pj]

You drooling moron.

We're not just tweeting, we're scripting and filming s--- with all kinds of trophies and then we're tweeting that.

funniest part of this - Diaco having trouble wrapping the football present. So true!

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Anything that comes from West Virginia is non-key.

Would that make it off key?

 

[RedStickHusky]

You gotta play to the room.

You don't get 14,000 likes around here by dancing around the edges of a joke.

Well... I've got 590 pts.