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I’m hoping to start a thread that will surpass the pizza thread with stories that will make us laugh or cry.
Let’s face it, pizza is just dough, sauce and toppings and look at the number of posts.
I’m organizing my disasters and will later post.
 
I’m hoping to start a thread that will surpass the pizza thread with stories that will make us laugh or cry.
Let’s face it, pizza is just dough, sauce and toppings and look at the number of posts.
I’m organizing my disasters and will later post.
Says the guy who thinks Costco pizza is the best...

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I had perpetual ground yellowjackets. Every year, I would forget that they were there, run over their nest with my mower, and get stung 492829 times. That house is gone due to life's throat punch, and I miss that house immensely, but I do not miss those freaking bees.
 
I had perpetual ground yellowjackets. Every year, I would forget that they were there, run over their nest with my mower, and get stung 492829 times. That house is gone due to life's throat punch, and I miss that house immensely, but I do not miss those freaking bees.
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It’s relative. Looked at a few houses on Cape Cod Saturday, for some my comments were “too many trees”, “too hilly”, “too much land”. Having an acre in an oak forest on a hill has colored my view. I want the easy button now. Something you can mow with a normal 21” mower.

As for gripes, irrigation isn’t sturdy enough. It’s too prone to damage. Oak leaves have way too long a half life. They break down way too slowly and fall too late in the year. Landscapers use heavy mowers that damage the grass, especially when it is wet. Overall, maintenance is just too high. Fertilizer, grub treatment, lime, core aeration, fall cleanup, spring cleanup.
 
It’s relative. Looked at a few houses on Cape Cod Saturday, for some my comments were “too many trees”, “too hilly”, “too much land”. Having an acre in an oak forest on a hill has colored my view. I want the easy button now. Something you can mow with a normal 21” mower.

As for gripes, irrigation isn’t sturdy enough. It’s too prone to damage. Oak leaves have way too long a half life. They break down way too slowly and fall too late in the year. Landscapers use heavy mowers that damage the grass, especially when it is wet. Overall, maintenance is just too high. Fertilizer, grub treatment, lime, core aeration, fall cleanup, spring cleanup.
Don’t forget dethatching.
 
Says the guy who thinks Costco pizza is the best...

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Never said Costco pizza was best, just said that for the price of $10 a pie it was a better value than the $30 and up ripoff “famous name” pizzas that are being sold and against some of them actually held up well. BTW, for fun I just “designed” a New Haven Pepis large pizza . $48.

This thread has started well but I haven’t wept as of yet.
 
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Japanese Knotweed. Oriental Bittersweet. Fireweed. Grapevine. Crabgrass. My lawn tractor broke and I don't enjoy mowing. I need windows replaced. My oil man is retiring and I don't want to have to call around for someone new. I disconnected my basement sink 3 years ago and haven't installed the new one yet. Maybe I'll add more later.
 
Japanese Knotweed. Oriental Bittersweet. Fireweed. Grapevine. Crabgrass. My lawn tractor broke and I don't enjoy mowing. I need windows replaced. My oil man is retiring and I don't want to have to call around for someone new. I disconnected my basement sink 3 years ago and haven't installed the new one yet. Maybe I'll add more later.
Ok, you got me sad.
 
It’s relative. Looked at a few houses on Cape Cod Saturday, for some my comments were “too many trees”, “too hilly”, “too much land”. Having an acre in an oak forest on a hill has colored my view. I want the easy button now. Something you can mow with a normal 21” mower.

As for gripes, irrigation isn’t sturdy enough. It’s too prone to damage. Oak leaves have way too long a half life. They break down way too slowly and fall too late in the year. Landscapers use heavy mowers that damage the grass, especially when it is wet. Overall, maintenance is just too high. Fertilizer, grub treatment, lime, core aeration, fall cleanup, spring cleanup.

The new mowers my landscaper uses are too heavy and too fast, leaving clumps of grass when it's wet. When the grass is dry, the mowers are moving so fast they just push the grass over.

Put down lime in the fall. Makes a huge difference.
 
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