[Ring, Ring]
NCAA: Hello this is the NCAA coaches' hotline, how can we abuse the rules for you today?
Krzyzewski: Coach K here.
NCAA: Hi again coach, look we've been over this. The refs have to call at least some fouls against your team...
Krzyzewski: I disagree, but I am not calling about that this time. I'm calling about that COVID thing.
NCAA: Uh huh. I see. What exactly did you want to say about it?
Krzyzewski: I think that that the current situation is too risky and I think the season should be terminated.
NCAA: Kind of tough to justify that coach.
Krzyzewski: I would just say, for the safety, the mental and physical health of players and staff to assess we are stopping to access where we're at... and then not restart.
NCAA: Coach would this have anything to do with the .. uh rough start you are off too?
Krzyzewski: We got our butts beat. For the good of the game and the mental and physical health of players and staff, we need to constantly look at this thing. I think that's a smart thing to do.
NCAA: Uh, coach you realize the March Madness funds the NCAA for the whole year, right? I mean I like you and all but I like getting paid more.
Krzyzewski: So the answer is no?
NCAA: The answer is no.
Krzyzewski: OW!!! MY BACK! ...
NCAA: Ah geesh, here we go again...