'Tis the season to share a letter recently received, and my response.
"Yes, Virginia, there is a VolVillain"
Dear JS,
I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no VolVillain. Papa says, "If you see it on the Boneyard, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a VolVillain?
Virginia O'Hanlon
115 West Ninety-Fifth Street
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Dear Virginia -
Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not currently present in Knoxville. All minds, Virginia, whether they be adults’ or children's, are little. But especially those of Vol Villain skeptics.
Yes, Virginia, there is a VolVillain . She exists in the resentful hearts of living vol fans who participated in the unmentionable events and in the equally despicable minds of those who echo their sentiments.
She exists as certainly as slanderous accusation and jealous disparagement and malicious mendacity exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its most gratifying moments of both revulsion and schadenfreude.
Alas! how dreary would be a UConn board if there were no VolVillain. It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no faith in orange evil then, no certainty of right versus wrong in the realm of WCBB endeavor, no enjoyment, except in sense and sight.
No VolVillain! Thank God! she lives, and she lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, any woe that befalls her will continue to make glad the hearts of Husky faithful.
Enjoy the gifts of her stumbling and frustration at the Holidays to come and always.
JS, Christmas 2017