OT: Getting married in 4 hours

[UCDaveD]

What's the over/under on the number of days until his next BY post? Frankly I'm astounded nothing post ceremony. I question his commitment.

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

 

[Deepster]

The story goes, in your first year of marriage, every time you have sex, put a marble in a glass bowl.

After your first year, every time you have sex, take a marble out of the bowl.

The bowl never gets empty.

 

[ctchamps]

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

42 years because she puts up with my Boneyard stuff.

 

[mauconnfan]

Still smitten with the cart girl?

68!!!

 

[Horatio]

You’re going to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life. Way to think things through Dave.

This ^^^. Pure Doom

 

[TheChamps990411]

Give me some Boneyard advice.

My condolences.

 

[joober jones]

Congratulations and I hope all went well.

 

[Guapo]

Congrats to you and *Borat voice* YOUR WIFE

I am fully incapable of saying my “my wife” in a non-Borat Voice

 

[Guapo]

I am fully incapable of saying my “my wife” in a non-Borat Voice

Poor, unsuspecting, coworker at the coffee maker Monday morning: “hey, how was your weekend?”

Me: *full Borat voice* “~MY WIFE~ and I went to Savannah. It was nice.”

 

[Chin Diesel]

 

[uconnbill]

No to a man cave at least for two years. If you do it before it will turn out bad, trust me.

Congrats and enjoy the married life

 

[Chief00]

Congratulations!

Never renovate a kitchen together.

Or a bathroom.

 

[Chief00]

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

Congratulations and forever happiness!

 

[mauconnfan]

Hope you had a great, memorable wedding day and you're a happy couple at this point UCDaveD!!!

 

[uconndoit]

You’re going to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life. Way to think things through, Dave.

...it's worse - he's going to not have sex with the same woman for the rest of his life.

 

[uconndoit]

 

[whaler11]

 

[ctchamps]

68!!!

Your score, the number of ounces of alcohol you drank that day or her age?

 

[HuskyHawk]

Your score, the number of once’s of alcohol you drank that day or her age?

That's a pretty old cart girl. Used to play a course we all hated every Father's day. The cart girls were like the tryout group for the SI swimsuit calendar. I have no idea where they got them.

 

[mauconnfan]

Your score, the number of once’s of alcohol you drank that day or her age?

LOL that's uconnfan68 just a reaction.

 

[FriarJ]

You’ll be fine. Learn the words “I’m sorry”. Be able to say them like you mean it even if you don’t. Then learn to forgive her when she says it. Lastly, get to work minimizing how often you have to say it. We can all be better people than we are.

You actually got one that says it? Amazing!