OT: Getting married in 4 hours

[Whtdmd]

Who the heck care about your wedding here. Pay KO and move on

 

[TheRogers]

You’ll be fine. Learn the words “I’m sorry”. Be able to say them like you mean it even if you don’t. Then learn to forgive her when she says it. Lastly, get to work minimizing how often you have to say it. We can all be better people than we are.

Wait!!!!!!…your wife apologizes?!!!! I have to learn you secrets......

 

[UConnTrumbull]

Make sure to eat. Somehow my wife and I had about 13 seconds to eat our entrees before we were pulled away.

 

[UCDaveD]

Who the heck care about your wedding here. Pay KO and move on

Lol

 

[David 76]

Congratulations!

 

[zls44]

Congrats to you and *Borat voice* YOUR WIFE

 

[CL82]

What's the over/under on the number of days until his next BY post? Frankly I'm astounded nothing post ceremony. I question his commitment.

 

[ctchamps]

What's the over/under on the number of days until his next BY post? Frankly I'm astounded nothing post ceremony. I question his commitment.

Check three posts above.

 

[CL82]

Check three posts above.

Hahaha, I stand corrected. Less than 24 hours? That is awesome.

 

[Travelman6]

Happy wife, happy life.

 

[UCDaveD]

What's the over/under on the number of days until his next BY post? Frankly I'm astounded nothing post ceremony. I question his commitment.

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

 

[Deepster]

The story goes, in your first year of marriage, every time you have sex, put a marble in a glass bowl.

After your first year, every time you have sex, take a marble out of the bowl.

The bowl never gets empty.

 

[ctchamps]

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

42 years because she puts up with my Boneyard stuff.

 

[mauconnfan]

Still smitten with the cart girl?

68!!!

 

[Horatio]

You’re going to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life. Way to think things through Dave.

This ^^^. Pure Doom

 

[TheChamps990411]

Give me some Boneyard advice.

My condolences.

 

[joober jones]

Congratulations and I hope all went well.

 

[Guapo]

Congrats to you and *Borat voice* YOUR WIFE

I am fully incapable of saying my “my wife” in a non-Borat Voice

 

[Guapo]

I am fully incapable of saying my “my wife” in a non-Borat Voice

Poor, unsuspecting, coworker at the coffee maker Monday morning: “hey, how was your weekend?”

Me: *full Borat voice* “~MY WIFE~ and I went to Savannah. It was nice.”

 

[Chin Diesel]

 

[uconnbill]

No to a man cave at least for two years. If you do it before it will turn out bad, trust me.

Congrats and enjoy the married life

 

[Chief00]

Congratulations!

Never renovate a kitchen together.

Or a bathroom.

 

[Chief00]

My now wife is well aware of the boneyard and yells at me when I get myself put in a time out.

Congratulations and forever happiness!

 

[mauconnfan]

Hope you had a great, memorable wedding day and you're a happy couple at this point UCDaveD!!!

 

[uconndoit]

You’re going to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life. Way to think things through, Dave.

...it's worse - he's going to not have sex with the same woman for the rest of his life.