Game Day Haiku

[Son of Robert]

Jeez fellas, I'm all
lost in the supermarket
can I get a break?

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'tuesday. winter.' ummmmm,
screw Poe, think Al Bundy. whoomp!
go upside dey hedd.

party people, wave
hands in the air, and shake ur
dog derriers! whoomp!

whoomp, there it is. say
whoomp, there it is! once again,
say Whoomp! There it Is!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Jeez fellas, I'm all
lost in the supermarket
can I get a break?

Can you still edit?
You deserve a break today
Clash or McDonald's?

 

[Son of Robert]

I came in today
just for the special offer
can't find my way out

Walking in circles
every aisle looks the same
I need an usher

 

[CL82]

Snow falls on the ground.
Haikus drop like the snowflakes.
It's good for mojo.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I came in here

Personality
Guaranteed only after
You make the edit

 

[Skiblets]

Can you still edit?
You deserve a break today
Clash or McDonald's?

A Clash shout out eh?
Hope Our long distance ballers
Make long distance hoops

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

A Clash shout out eh?
Hope Our long distance ballers will
Make long distance hoops

Thank @Son of Robert
For initial Clash ref'rence
And edit line two

 

[CL82]

The mojo is a
hard taskmaster, so is Hans.
That has to be good.

 

[mussels]

A Clash shout out eh?
Hope Our long distance ballers will
Make long distance hoops

Sometimes must lose hope
to improve Husky mojo
look at second line

 

[Skiblets]

A Clash shout out eh?
Hope Our long distance ballers
Make long distance hoops

So line two now fixed
Mojo gods rightly called out
Lacking haiku skillz

 

[8893]

Thank @Son of Robert
For initial Clash ref'rence
And edit line two

Nice job with Clampdown
Hope you didn't Train in Vain
Need Complete Control

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

So line two now fixed
Mojo gods rightly called out
Lacking haiku skillz

Awesome follow-up
This is our teamwork as fans
We all play our part

Ambitious goal is
Flawless haiku by tipoff
As season goes forrh

Free throws & layups
Are player priorities
And healed injuries

Lots on coaches' plates:
Lineups, timeouts, adjusting
O & D in-game

 

[Skiblets]

Nice job with Clampdown
Hope you didn't Train in Vain
Need Complete Control

I am a white man
Went to hammer smith palais
Whilst was in London

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Nice job with Clampdown
Hope you didn't Train in Vain
Need Complete Control

Give [it] enough rope
And "...only band that matters"
Helps the mojo too

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Win 2 out of 3
and we should be in good shape,
but win this one first.

 

[Skiblets]

Give [it] enough rope
And "...only band that matters"
Helps the mojo too

Clash rock the casbah
Prefer the Mescaleros
Joe at his finest

 

[jayteeman]

A good dog gets it
A bad dog does not get it
You get it you win

 

[8893]

^
Limerick is not
It is a mojo killer
And Irish city

 

[Kolumbo]

^
^
If the yard concurs
I will delete my wry try
Mojo, we need now

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

[Mojo deletion. But won't format as three lines. Periods instead.]

This post poses risk
While double double might work
What if it doesn't?

Haiku's strong today
Why fix something not broken?
And take such a chance?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

There's no more delete
Edit. Erase. Write haiku.
"Repeal and replace."

Oh, and by the way
If he gets double double
Kudos goes to you.

 

[Kolumbo]

This post poses risk
While double double might work
What if it doesn't?

Haiku's strong today
Why fix something not broken?
And take such a chance?

Agreed, but you need
to delete all evidence
Now Mojo Risin

 

[Kolumbo]

There's no more delete
Edit. Erase. Write haiku.
"Repeal and replace."

Delete, made it so
Edit, Erase, I cannot
A Yard Mystery

 

[Skiblets]

^
^
If the yard concurs
I will delete my wry try
Mojo, we need now

You get concurrence
From at least this Boneyarder
Go ahead , delete

 

[TerryBoyz]

Three in a row?...No!
Must bounce back with a big win.
We love March madness.

 

[Son of Robert]

Haiku, off da hook!
surrounded by great thinkers
every one of you

 

[David 76]

Nice to be at home
But backs are against the wall
Mojo and defense

 

[Kolumbo]

B.U. is private
Worse than the holy 7
It has no prayer.

 

[DALTX]

Huskies in the snow
The Butler didn't do it
A dog fight in Storrs