I've decided to go full steam ahead. My expectations are extremely high. I want to savor every moment of the season and that includes the preseason.
I made a similar decision before the anouncement by AD regarding his intentions this summer. I was psyched, and determined to be positive he was UConn bound. For a week I played it that way. And then he announced it was W&M. No big deal. I switched gears and got excited about Dunn. And then he announces he's PC bound.
Was I devastated. Heck no. Why should I have been. We still have JC. We still have 3 NC's. No one is taking them away. I've got my trophies. I'm satisfied. Everything else is icing on the cake.
I'm through playing it safe. I've got a good dose of Makers Muppet in me. And now that AD is in the fold I can look back and always know that I have one week up on most UConn fans in being positive about Andre. Can people who played it safe say that? no.
I'm through with waiting until the season is over before I let my emotions run wild. No more pressure. No more performance hang ups. No more downplaying my expectations to the cautious. The idiots who will scream bloody murder at the team should expectations fall short will do so whether we give them advice or not. So I'm not letting this type of fan impact me for one second.
I've joined the Kentucky fans, put on my bib overalls and unbuckled one of the straps. Ain't no one getting in my way for me to be rootin and tootin for my people. (Big wad of spit hitting the spittoon with that declaration). Heck if you have to be stupid to be excited, I'm joining the stupid clan. That clan makes the most out of life. If my cousin Spooner's still goes down, I'm headin across the border to rob a liquor store of its Jack Daniels. I'll just pour the bottle into one of my jugs and pretend it ain't crap.
You think it's smart to laugh at rednecks who holler and hoot about any and everything? I don't. How can it be smart spending a lot of energy fighting happiness. That's got to be one of the dumbest things man ever invented. So I'm telling my fellow Boneyarders, wake up every morning and read Maker Muppets post. Get it into your system. Start the refrain "I'm excited as hell and I'm not going to be a pansy ass about my teams anymore!"
And while your at it make a toast and take a swig from the jug for the greatest sports fan that ever set foot on this planet - RutgersAl. Can anyone claim they know someone who is more excited and ridiculous about the teams he roots for. He's my hero. He should be yours as well.
Yesiree, Southern fans, RutgersAl and Makers Muppet. Let them be your role models and not some whiney prepubescent fan who's got a turd stuck up his *ss because he was taught early in life that Spock is the role model and Dr. McCoy was blasphemy to the human race. I've got a secret folks. Spock is the alien.
Fight your habit of playing things safe. Let your emotions run through you. If the team and season fall apart, what is the worse that can happen to you. Your male part won't go flaccid because the team ts. You did that. If this season ends bad move on. If you carry it with you who is the moron. Not RutgersAl. Not some whiskey swigging hick. You are. If the season goes bad, take a good swig and begin the process of looking forward to next season or your next drink. It's that simple.
Laugh at 2006 and 2010. happens. Let George f#%@ing Mason be a celebration and not a dagger in your heart. Liquor is always better when we're happy. Think of 2006 and 2010 as karma. Spin those seasons this way. The gods were setting up all the JC naysayers who were celebrating his misfortunes. Whose laughing now.
So who is joining the redneck hillbillies, RutgersAl, the demi -god "Makers Muppet", Bluto Blutarsky, and myself, in getting excited about this season? Who feels like I do that this season is ours? Who is willing to put their necks on the line, hanging wise, and take the heat if the season craps out and be castigated as the anti mojos? Who understand that the only reason Makers Muppet is a hero is because fate let the team win in an extraordinary fashion? And had that not happened Makers Muppet would have been looked at like Gary Pariah Parrish? If you have the guts, then join me and be excited.