Ewekon?

[WhereistheDove?]

I need closure on this.

You should go hang out by his pool and see if you you can find him for that closure.

 

[uconnfan68]

You should go hang out by his pool and see if you you can find him for that closure.

Check the pool bottom.

 

[RJScootin]

You should go hang out by his pool and see if you you can find him for that closure.

Seems like we had some of our best men there and no signs of him. Need to expand the search area.

 

[RJScootin]

This mystery is rivaling flight MH370.

 

[Get a Job]

Can anyone who was given his number send him a wellness check text?

 

[nomar]

I need closure on this.

I'm thisclose to figuring it all out. Do you have 4 hours for me to walk you through it?

 

[UofCT]

Can anyone who was given his number send him a wellness check text?

I don't know him or anyone else on the boneyard but would also appreciate a wellness text to be sent.

 

[Dove]

Next year there needs to be a cheer, if still applicable:

Crowd: "EWEKON's!!!!"

Crowd: "MISSING!!!!"

[repeat]

 

[nyhuskies13]

I don't know him or anyone else on the boneyard but would also appreciate a wellness text to be sent.

I feel a little stalker-ish after he ghosted me Final Four weekend... but I'll hit him up

At best, I'd find it hilarious if people thought I was missing and I had 4 pages on the 'yard about it

At worst... I don't even want to guess. I'm going in... here we go....

 

[TerryBoyz]

 

[UConn Dan]

Bump @Ewekon

 

[WhereistheDove?]

Would be amazing if he was really a Cuse fan playing the ultimate long troll job.

 

[CL82]

Next year there needs to be a cheer, if still applicable:

Crowd: "EWEKON's!!!!"

Crowd: "MISSING!!!!"

[repeat]

Lol, not bad. I was trying to think of a way to use this reference, but just gave up.

 

[August_West]

Would be amazing if he was really a Cuse fan playing the ultimate long troll job.

They arent that smart.

But its happened the other way.

 

[JonnyRI]

I did some Google work. His real name is DB Cooper. Calling himself Dan should have given it away.

Crafty bastard!

 

[nyhuskies13]

I feel a little stalker-ish after he ghosted me Final Four weekend... but I'll hit him up

At best, I'd find it hilarious if people thought I was missing and I had 4 pages on the 'yard about it

At worst... I don't even want to guess. I'm going in... here we go....

"Hey man, I know Final4 weekend party never happened, all good. Just making sure you're good. FYI, you have a page dedicated to you on the 'yard since no one's heard from you since that weekend and people want to make sure youre ok"

He never responded.... the plot thickens

 

[JayKoz]

I’ve been checking this thread this week more often than my work e-mail.

I almost reached out to him while I was down there too, but ended up hopping around downtown instead.

 

[Jaydumo20]

I did some Google work. His real name is DB Cooper. Calling himself Dan should have given it away.

Crafty bastard!

Well played

 

[JonnyRI]

Did you tell him we love him? Try telling him we love him.

We love you!!!

 

[Jaydumo20]

"Hey man, I know Final4 weekend party never happened, all good. Just making sure you're good. FYI, you have a page dedicated to you on the 'yard since no one's heard from you since that weekend and people want to make sure youre ok"

He never responded.... the plot thickens

Did you tell him we love him? Try telling him we love him.

 

[Dove]

My guess is he signed up a new handle and is now one of the myriad new Yarders since the Tourney.

 

[TXHuskyFan]

"Hey man, I know Final4 weekend party never happened, all good. Just making sure you're good. FYI, you have a page dedicated to you on the 'yard since no one's heard from you since that weekend and people want to make sure youre ok"

He never responded.... the plot thickens

Yeah. I hope isn’t staying away because of the party fail. Shit happens. Maybe his parents intercepted the keg when the beer barn delivered it early and they cancelled their trip. Who cares?

But seriously, I’m just hoping he is ok.

 

[Fishy]

Fair warning….if I ever set up a Boneyard meetup, it’s a hit.

 

[Punkbo]

I put the odds at about 94% that Ewekon is a 14-year old boy.

 

[Huskyforlife]

The funniest part of this mystery is how he posted a haiku after ghosting everyone at the party. He must’ve forgot for a second what he did.

 

[Jaydumo20]

I had an easier time finding Herb at Burger King. This dudes slippery

 

[TXHuskyFan]

The funniest part of this mystery is how he posted a haiku after ghosting everyone at the party. He must’ve forgot for a second what he did.

Can you post the haiku?

 

[Chin Diesel]

I don't knownif he sent out a mass conversation message but I got this in my BY inbox.

 

[Samoo]

I don't knownif he sent out a mass conversation message but I got this in my BY inbox.
View attachment 87861

Looks like Florida man scared him away.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

I put the odds at about 94% that Ewekon is a 14-year old boy.

Based on his voicemail, he sounds like a middle-aged to older gentleman for sure.