We dont "suck so badly" overall....... Ive met a plethora of beautiful UConn fans through the years, more than most. Its just board posters. (not just here, but everywhere) .... As soon as we sniff success (in a generality) we want the world to bow at our knees; IMMEDIATELY. Maybe its my old age, but even when I was younger I was content to let this stuff play out and woof when it counted. And luckily as a UConn fan during the golden era I was afforded that opportunity to woof when it counted, more than anyone should ever be allowed.
As far as your wonder about the talkers as a percentage of Alums, hard to get a gauge on that, but I see your insinuation, and it may have merit.