The entire column is just dumb. Dumb because here is a guy that has nothing to say but to bitch about complying with a very basic law. And along the way he says something really stupid. Give this guy a shovel, he can dig it deep.
I go to the health department in Middletown's town hall and learn that a copy of my birth certificate would cost me $20. A more cynical fellow would call this extortion. Worse, it’s cash only, meaning I had to hunt down an ATM.
Can you imagine the homicidal thoughts I had aimed at CIAC for scheduling this game at Coast Guard in the first place?
I schlepp back to the AAA office in Waterford, which can issue Real IDs. I learn there it would cost me $36 more. Hence, the total of $56 for among the most unneeded and redundant endeavors in American history. A Real ID? What, I got my original license from Amazon?