Boneyard Off Season Dad Jokes

Dove

Son of Wayne
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#31
He's Dove, and Dove's Dad joke is pretending to be confused as to why the Dad jokes don't each have a Dad as the subject of the joke (i.e. A dad & a mushroom walk into a bar, the mushroom is refused service, the dad says to the bartender; "C'mon he's a fun guy")
My dad left us when I was 2. :(
 

RoderickSpode

7th Earl of Sidcup
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#44
Overheard this one on the ski lift last season:

A programmer gets a text from his wife on his way to the store:

"Please pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

He came home with 12 loaves of bread and no eggs.
A programmer got a call from his wife and she said, "While you're out, buy some milk."

That was 5 years ago -- he still hasn't come home.
 

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