OT: Best Sports quote

[Waquoit]

When you talk about being the man, there's only person everyone thinks of.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Meet and greet for the Nature Boy tomorrow!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I liked "He can take his'n and beat your'n and take your'n and beat his'n."

Said about Don Shula, I believe

 

[navery12]

I was gonna post the Mookie one until I learned it was fake

 

[Squeeze]

I was gonna post the Mookie one until I learned it was fake

noooooooo. I've been had.

 

[MexicoHusky]

Keith Hernandez to Jesse Orosco.

"if you throw another fastball we're gonna fight"

 

[T-Squared]

Cedric Maxwell, when asked why he voted Republican while most black people voted Democratic:

“Most of the brothers don’t make the kind of scratch I do.”

 

[dennismenace]

Anything by Yogi is gold, I like this one.
The future ain’t what it used to be.

A couple more:

"When you get to the fork in the road, take it".

On explaining the sun problem in left field in Yankee stadium in October:

"It gets late early out there"

 

[dennismenace]

Best quotes by Bear Bryant (too many to pick from)

55 Motivational Bear Bryant Quotes For Success In Life

www.overallmotivation.com

 

[boba]

An NBA beat reporter told me the Barkley story over a couple beers. No clue where it truly originated but it would suck if he poached it.

The Steinbrenner quote is plagiarized from the SAC motto too. It’s attributed to the loony LeMay.

 

[Waquoit]

Derek Bell of the Pirates was asked about the competition for his right field position. He said, "What competition?... If it is [a competition], then I'm going into 'Operation Shutdown'".

 

[storrsroars]

Derek Bell of the Pirates was asked about the competition for his right field position. He said, "What competition?... If it is [a competition], then I'm going into 'Operation Shutdown'".

Around these parts, that's considered one of the stupidest quotes ever. Given Bell's 2001 performance and complete lack of effort during spring training, it's essentially the baseball equivalent of AI's "practice" rant.

 

[OkaForPrez]

No better evidence of this than Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers.

I had this tape as a kid. Thanks for the 30+ year time warp.

 

[OkaForPrez]

“If the NBA was on Channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on Channel 4, I’d watch the frogs, even if they were coming in fuzzy.”

Bobby Knight

 

[Fishy]

“Your son is going to F my program.” - Coach K.

 

[Friarsnoop]

Not necessarily sports quotes but quotes from sports figures:

A fire broke out at an Auburn dorm I believe and Steve Spurrier (while UF coach) was told about it during Auburn game week including that some 20 or so books had been burned. He responded with something like, “The tragedy of it is 15 of them hadn’t been colored in yet…”. Ha ha

I also like Spurrier talking about how Tennessee always lost a big game so the didn't get to go to a major bowl, ending up in the Citrus Bowl several years in a row:
"You can't spell Citrus with U and T."

 

[Friarsnoop]

Opposing coach: "You shouldn't have run up the score tonight."

Billy Tubbs (Oklahoma): "If you don't like it, get better players."

 

[Umami Zen]

When HOF LB Jack Lambert was asked about how to protect NFL QBs.. He said." Quarterbacks should wear dresses."

 

[HCCForever]

When HOF LB Jack Lambert was asked about how to protect NFL QBs.. He said." Quarterbacks should wear dresses."

Sounds like Troy Aikman borrowed from that line.

 

[AZHuskiePop]

A couple more:

"When you get to the fork in the road, take it".

On explaining the sun problem in left field in Yankee stadium in October:

"It gets late early out there"

“Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore it’s too crowded. “

 

[AZHuskiePop]

Micky Mantle’s quote I’ve used myself ;
“ If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself “
The men in his family died in their 30’s and 40’s .

 

[Waquoit]

Around these parts, that's considered one of the stupidest quotes ever. Given Bell's 2001 performance and complete lack of effort during spring training, it's essentially the baseball equivalent of AI's "practice" rant.

So we agree about the greatness. I think you have to go back to "The ship be sinking" to get funnier.

 

[Scoe]

“Time to take the dresses off”- Troy Aikman

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Micky Mantle’s quote I’ve used myself ;
“ If I knew I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself “
The men in his family died in their 30’s and 40’s .

Mantle's got a better one about his favorite memory of Yankee Stadium.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

instant classic from our very own.
'you cannot play this game at anything less than full speed, 100% aggression, you have to be violent, you have to go after people,” Mora said. “That’s the only way you can play.'

tru dat. momma sez bop u on the head.
this guy is real. all aboard.

 

[Get a Job]

instant classic from our very own.
'you cannot play this game at anything less than full speed, 100% aggression, you have to be violent, you have to go after people,” Mora said. “That’s the only way you can play.'

tru dat. momma sez bop u on the head.
this guy is real. all aboard.

Wow, that band rocks!

 

[Mister P]

Wow, that band rocks!

The band members are also siblings.
You Tube them if you’re into heavy metal rock and like to hear good cover songs along with their own music.

 

[weo777]

You re like the beagle chasing the bus, once you catch it you dont know what to do with it

1971-Harding HS - Bpt. Ct- Stanley Oestricher mechanical drawing instructor

 

[Ewekon]

All the way down here!?

"Not a dime back"

"We got spurtability"

Bill P: "you are what your record says you are".

Willie: "say hey"