wait, hoad up, is this a sammich, or is it a job? let's review.
Rustic French bread -will wonder bread work? Yes
Black forest ham-not a ham eater, and no chicken either, since that stuff is nyet as well. Spam works
Slightly warm goat cheese so it spreads - what? Cheese wiz.. go for it
Tomato thin sliced-check
Arugula with seasoned garlic oil. -who? It it with pepper
Pickled red onions- only if i can fish them out of the beets jar. Cool
Mustard with slight amount pickled liquid.- which mustard? frenches or guldens? Yes...... define 'slight.'
Then pressed- 1/2/2? 2/2/1? 3/1/1?
on the udder hand, i fully expect her marriage proposal to you any day now.