now you culinary barbarians have done it. your complete lack of balance and taste is causing problems for us, by pushing a noble cuisine to completely reject an American institution. it's your fault since most of us eat normal and know that ranch dressing, or sour cream, are not pizza ingredients, with honey, chicken feet, or cranberries similarly right out. dominos however, mistakenly offered your version of the za truth, falsely representing us, tarnishing the red-white-and blue brand, which is anti-homeland, which is anti-family, which is anti-business, which is anti-environment, which is anti-American, which is anti-nice, which is pro commie.
you have shamed The Stars and Stripes. i am mortified and stupified.
a very common chant on Italian social media lately is
'go home hawaiians and take your pineapples with you!'
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/domino-pizza-shut-down-stores-182716331.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr
the bloomberg version specifically mentioned pineapples.
can't say that i disagree with them.