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I'm reminded to the start of an old Cheers episode when Lilith was pregnant (I'm paraphrasing the script since I haven't seen it in years):
Norm: "What's wrong Frasier?"
Frasier: "Oh, Lilith has been driving me nuts. She's having her pregnancy cravings again."
Norm: "That's too bad. Women are crazy with those hormones and everything."
Frasier; "Yeah, she just had to have pizza. And not just any pizza. I had to drive 45 minutes to the north end to get this one particular sausage pizza from this place DeNapoli's."
Cliff: "That's crazy. What's wrong with women, anyway?"
Norm: "Yeah. And what's so special about this one place?"
Frasier: "It's this great little pizzeria, all their ingredients are fresh, they make everything by hand. Their sausage pie is the best in the city."
Norm (checks watch): "Is it closed?"
Frasier: "No, it's open late."
Norm (grabs jacket): "I am kinda hungry. Where is this place?"
Frasier: "Well, I can drive."
Cliff: "I'm coming too."
Frasier: "It's a helluva pie!"
(Entire bar clears out)
Norm: "What's wrong Frasier?"
Frasier: "Oh, Lilith has been driving me nuts. She's having her pregnancy cravings again."
Norm: "That's too bad. Women are crazy with those hormones and everything."
Frasier; "Yeah, she just had to have pizza. And not just any pizza. I had to drive 45 minutes to the north end to get this one particular sausage pizza from this place DeNapoli's."
Cliff: "That's crazy. What's wrong with women, anyway?"
Norm: "Yeah. And what's so special about this one place?"
Frasier: "It's this great little pizzeria, all their ingredients are fresh, they make everything by hand. Their sausage pie is the best in the city."
Norm (checks watch): "Is it closed?"
Frasier: "No, it's open late."
Norm (grabs jacket): "I am kinda hungry. Where is this place?"
Frasier: "Well, I can drive."
Cliff: "I'm coming too."
Frasier: "It's a helluva pie!"
(Entire bar clears out)