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*slaps the boneyard* this bad boy can fit so many OT tags

let's add one.
 

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These are the choices.

If I were a betting man, I'd put money on Dub choosing the skull with the 10-gallon hat.
 

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These are the choices.

If I were a betting man, I'd put money on Dub choosing the skull with the 10-gallon hat.


I like the one with the cards.

And Im seriously considering doing this.

I have a great tattoo artist in Deep River, and whatever the Tat costs me I can make it up in free sandwiches over time. Seems like a solid investment.
 

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I like the one with the cards.

And Im seriously considering doing this.

I have a great tattoo artist in Deep River, and whatever the Tat costs me I can make it up in free sandwiches over time. Seems like a solid investment.

While part of me would have really enjoyed seeing you pay for an Arby’s tattoo only to find that they’re not offering free sandwiches, the greater part of me pictured you standing at Arby’s looking as crestfallen as the Big Lebowski after his rug was stolen. And that I cannot abide.

Read the fine print.
 
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AW's Arby's fantasy I expected a lot more. Like a picture of AW with a bag of brisket sandwiches from Arby's sitting in a boat in front of a dam with a little stream running through the crack next to him, from the Bouknight commitment. And he stays there until it breaks, being fed sandwiches until it does break and joining Chief in riding the rush together rib sandwiches in one hand, UConn flag in the other.
 

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While part of me would have really enjoyed seeing you pay for an Arby’s tattoo only to find that they’re not offering free sandwiches, the greater part of me pictured you standing at Arby’s looking as crestfallen as the Big Lebowski after his rug was stolen. And that I cannot abide.

Read the fine print.
well that sucks.

Doesnt matter though. Wife shut me down when I mentioned I was thinking about it last night.

"I will never be seen with you in public again"


I gotta say, I briefly considered the upside to that.
 
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I like the one with the cards.

And Im seriously considering doing this.

I have a great tattoo artist in Deep River, and whatever the Tat costs me I can make it up in free sandwiches over time. Seems like a solid investment.
I used to own that shop in Deep River. I started it in 1980 and sold it to Mark in the early 2000’s. A lot of the flash on the walls is stuff I painted over the years. So now you know who I am.
 

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I used to own that shop in Deep River. I started it in 1980 and sold it to Mark in the early 2000’s. A lot of the flash on the walls is stuff I painted over the years. So now you know who I am.
Whelp then you inked me in 1991
 
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I like the lone wolf getting ready to bite the sandwich. Who ever drew these did a good job, clearly understands tattoo art. Clean, simple and bold.
 
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Hard to believe, but there are no Arbys w/in 50 miles of N NJ.
 
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well that sucks.

Doesnt matter though. Wife shut me down when I mentioned I was thinking about it last night.

"I will never be seen with you in public again"


I gotta say, I briefly considered the upside to that.
Wow. When I read that "wife shut me down" bit I thought it was a post from Dove.

Listen. #1? I've seen you in person before. Any one of those tattoos would be an improvement. #2? She's pregnant with your kid. She's in no position to start making wacky demands. Send her back to the kitchen barefoot to make you a pot pie.
 
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I like the one with the cards.

And Im seriously considering doing this.

I have a great tattoo artist in Deep River, and whatever the Tat costs me I can make it up in free sandwiches over time. Seems like a solid investment.
The article and promo are almost 4 years old (check the date of the article). So I'm betting you already did get the tattoo but just don't want to admit it. :)
 

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Wow. When I read that "wife shut me down" bit I thought it was a post from Dove.

Listen. #1? I've seen you in person before. Any one of those tattoos would be an improvement. #2? She's pregnant with your kid. She's in no position to start making wacky demands. Send her back to the kitchen barefoot to make you a pot pie.
It was a different wife when he posted that.
 

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The article and promo are almost 4 years old (check the date of the article). So I'm betting you already did get the tattoo but just don't want to admit it. :)

Alexandra Canal·Senior Reporter
Mon, May 23, 2022, 10:30 AM

Reprint?
 
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