Congrats to Golden State (and TheFarmFan).
In a league beset by all manner of problems, the Valkyries are a wonderful story.
😍😍😍
A digression that encapsulates everything (and nothing) about our season:
My season ticket holding group and I are in a W fantasy league, and the week my friend who sits next to me and I were paired off, we made a bet: the loser has to buy both of us a shot of the winner's choice at the next home game. I said if I won, we're taking fireball shots. I won, but jeeze - I couldn't make the poor man pay $32 for two fireball shots -- what am I, a monster?! -- so I snuck them in my socks through security. It worked!
That game happened to be our June 7 game against the Aces. We took the shots at the end of the first quarter, when we were tied with the Aces. After that, we went on to win by 27. We concluded the fireball shots brought our team the fuego, but they must be deployed only when the fuego is absolutely necessary.
Fast forward: since then, I've assiduously snuck a half dozen fireball shots in my socks every home game, and we've deployed them only as needed, only when we're down meaningfully in the third quarter, and only when the team needs some fuego. It has worked every time.***
Tonight, I almost didn't bring them -- we'd won four games in a row, we're playing the Wings, and it's kind of a pain to sneak six shots in my socks. But the woofing gods must be appeased, so I did. Low and behold: we're down 13 in the third, and things are not going well. I turn to my crew: is it time for the fireball shots? Yes, they say. We take them.
The fireball shots were +17 for the game, as we went from -13 to +4 over the last 14 minutes.
All of which is to say: Ballhall is a thing of myth, faith, and devoted fandom. I probably lost some long-term hearing tonight, and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. The Valkyries are without question the best story in professional sports right now, and I'm just extremely thankful to be a tiny footnote in their journey.
*** We've discovered through painful trial and error that they don't work against the Phoenix Mercury, because the fire only fuels the Phoenix. We are going to experiment with Curacao shots next season to see if that tamps them down.