Derrick Jones (Committed to UNLV)

[Fishy]

Pearl is a goofball who lied about a bbq. Petrino is a scumbag. I don't think they are in the same stratosphere on the sleaze meter

If anything Petrino would have to double down on the slime to catch Pearl.

 

[superjohn]

Pearl is a buffoon and a used car salesman but Petrino is the king of sleaze, Dave Bliss is probably the only coach I can think of who is more despicable than Petrino.

 

[donyell34]

Saw today Pearl reeled in 2 top 60 guys. One being a sf. Man we need one big time barbecue. Quick defrost those porterhouse's.

 

[husky91]

Petrino is only dirty with his personal life, Bruce Pearl is a scumbag, he's the perfect fit at Auburn and in the SEC. Auburn is the dirtiest athletic program anywhere by miles and has deep pockets.

Pearl can recruit and is a good enough game coach to make noise. He's basketball's equivalence to Bobby Petrino. You hope he wins enough before the house of cards coming falling down.

 

[Hoophound]

Petrino is only dirty with his personal life, Bruce Pearl is a scumbag, he's the perfect fit at Auburn and in the SEC. Auburn is the dirtiest athletic program anywhere by miles and has deep pockets.

I don't know people that are dirty personally but squeaky clean professionally. It doesn't seem to work that way. That's not to say that Petrino is a horrible guy for having an affair. Some marriages are a disaster and eventually people can stray. However, Petrino exhibited risky and foolish behavior with a very young girl who was also a coworker. If I was Petrino and wanted a mistress:

1. She'd be older and more mature and not someone I could never have a chance in hell of banging if I wasn't a famous football coach.

2. She wouldn't work for my employer, who happens to pay me millions.

3. If I drove her anywhere, it would be in an actual vehicle, not on a motorcycle where everyone can see us and an accident would likely result in injury and headlines. Motorcycle rides are close quarters affairs and hard to explain to the wife too. Car rides are easy to explain.

4. I wouldn't lie about it after getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar, the writing was on the wall.

Poor judgement all around. I'm pretty sure it extends to his professional practices.

 

[David 76]

Here's one of his dunk from tonight. He's jumping over 7 foot Stephen Zimmerman and 6'10" Harry Giles:
http://instagram.com/p/sBRBIJwq_k/

That's Scott Burrel stuff right there.

 

[Walker11]

1. She'd be older and more mature and not someone I could never have a chance in hell of banging if I wasn't a famous football coach.

Wait, what?

 

[Fishy]

Wait, what?

There's a lot going on there - I just gave it a wide berth.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Pearl is kind of a scum bag too. Link

This was the authors summation:
Pearl's crime at Iowa was insisting too ostentatiously on the rule of law in a lawless land. His crime at Tennessee was winking too conspicuously at same. Somewhere in between is where the Big Fraud is most comfortably sold.

In my opinion, Petrino is way worse. Maybe Pearl is guilty of some other stuff. I'm not aware of.

 

[mauconnfan]

Wait, what?

He's saying he'd rather do a 3rdbass……..

 

[Chin Diesel]

This thread, predictably, is going astray with the Petrino and Pearl comments.

Back on topic is that Chris Clark is a better fit for UConn and Jones should be the #2 option if Clark goes elsewhere.

 

[Chin Diesel]

He's saying he'd rather do a 3rdbass……..

Given Petrino's age, an older, more mature women would be a GILF.

 

[mauconnfan]

Given Petrino's age, an older, more mature women would be a GILF.

Amazing how you caught the thread from "going astray" and then threw it back in to the sea of perversion called The Boneyard.

 

[superjohn]

 

[superjohn]

 

[upstater]

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[Rocktheworld]

Given Petrino's age, an older, more mature women would be a GILF.

Which is essentially a unicorn

 

[aceboon]

there are plenty of milfs who look better than the mistress Petrino was caught with. if you're going to hijack your career and damn near violate state hiring laws, you gotta do better than that.

 

[upstater]

Which is essentially a unicorn

AGE 67

 

[Gurleyman]

AGE 67

A touchdown younger, but looking good at 60:

 

[Rocktheworld]

Yeah exactly Christie Brinkley is basically a unicorn, you come across genes like that as often you do Andre Drummond's

 

[Chin Diesel]

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Classic that the backdrop is Farm Bureau Insurance. I'm sure they had agents working like mad to make sure they weren't on the hook for any insurance claim.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Yeah exactly Christie Brinkley is basically a unicorn, you come across genes like that as often you do Andre Drummond's

If I had her it wouldn't be genes that I'd come across.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Which is essentially a unicorn

Wait till you're a little older. At 46 the world is filled with GILF's. When I broke up with my 31 year old girlfriend I told her I was looking forward to dating cougars. Her response was at my age they weren't called cougars, they were called age appropriate.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

If I had her it wouldn't be genes that I'd come across.

I don't get it