@YoDore what the heck happened?
Added Vandy to my 5 team parlay, easy money I thought. Thinking I was gonna be eating at Ruth Chris this weekend and ordering the biggest steak they got.
Me at around 8:47 realizing Vandy didn't cover and I'll be eating Bumblebee Tuna salad and crackers instead of a juicy tomahawk steak.
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Sorry for your loss. What was the line, seven? Won’t make you feel better, but they were up 12 with 1:40 left and nine with 40 seconds remaining. No-foul defense and clock-running offense did you in after that.
Two things I learned when I did occasionally make a wager a few years back: First and foremost, bookies were doing just fine without my inevitable contributions to their bank account; Second: Never give points with an SEC road team.
Conference refs do discourage carrying weapons onto the floor, but head locks, pile drivers and the people’s elbow are perfectly fine. Mostly for home teams, though.
Give me a heads up next time, and I’ll try to get word to Mikayla Blakes that 38 ain’t enough. Triad needs at least 40 from you tonight. She’s a good girl, and I’m sure she’ll try to help.
Meanwhile, I recommend you study my first and foremost point above. I know barbecue, cheer wine and smokes ain’t cheap, but every bookie I know has a car trunk loaded with the stuff.
In exchange for all this sage advice, could I ask one small favor? Please don’t bet on Vandy to win over Michigan. 😀