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We need to start calling him -Joey Connecticut

Dude’s a beast. Joey Chupacabra.
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Let's claim this kid as our own. This is where he belongs. He is so much more than a three point shooter. He is crafty in the lane. Solid off the elbow. And Joey feeds Clingan like he's the family cat.

Yep, Joey Connecticut.
He shoots a really high percentage when he's alone. With time and his feet are set. He also hits shots on the move quite well. Curling around screens. He also is not a horrible ball handler, passer and decision maker. Finally he plays D like he knows he has great shot blockers behind him. Active and opportunistic. Just a fabulous transfer portal get. Fabulous teammate. He's a versatile player.

Welcome home Joey Connecticut
 
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Let's claim this kid as our own. This is where he belongs. He is so much more than a three point shooter. He is crafty in the lane. Solid off the elbow. And Joey feeds Clingan like he's the family cat.

Yep, Joey Connecticut.
Indeed. He is SO smooth. I guarantee he'll be the difference in the game multiple times this year and I'd say that'll also be true in March. An opposing team can account for a lot, but Joey Connecticut isn't going to be one of them.
 
To connect to Senhor Joey Coconuts!
 
Here's a compromise ---Joey Calneticut. Flows off the tounge.
 
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I love how animated he gets when the team is killing it. He gets hype for everyone on the team.

BTW Joey California is the perfect nick name for him. Cool as a cucumber.
 
Let's claim this kid as our own. This is where he belongs. He is so much more than a three point shooter. He is crafty in the lane. Solid off the elbow. And Joey feeds Clingan like he's the family cat.

Yep, Joey Connecticut.
 

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He's the first line of a Haiku
Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.
 
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Someone needs to get some NIL shirts designed & for sale for Joey ASAP!

Kid deserves to make a ton of money off of them. I would buy a few versions.

California
Cold cuts
Gabbagool
Calc-to-Clingan (with pic of alley-oop)
 
Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.
Wouldn't work for Joey C.. But used to have a friend we called.. Joe Bagadonuts
 
Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.


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This guy gets it. Now excuse me for the rest of the evening, Im going to the Casine to shoot some dice with uncle shoes.
 
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