We need to start calling him -Joey Connecticut

[HuskyHawk]

#Joey4syllables

He's the first line of a Haiku

 

[UConnDad]

Joey Cali

 

[Poe]

Joey Likes Ball

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

He's the first line of a Haiku

Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.

 

[Huskyhoops25]

Cali Joe

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Someone needs to get some NIL shirts designed & for sale for Joey ASAP!

Kid deserves to make a ton of money off of them. I would buy a few versions.

California
Cold cuts
Gabbagool
Calc-to-Clingan (with pic of alley-oop)

 

[Umami Zen]

Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.

Wouldn't work for Joey C.. But used to have a friend we called.. Joe Bagadonuts

 

[August_West]

Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.

^^
This guy gets it. Now excuse me for the rest of the evening, Im going to the Casine to shoot some dice with uncle shoes.

 

[tcf15]

If you choose to use any of these names please credit Donny Marshall as he came up with them first.

 

[cordeodato]

Joey Finds the Hole

 

[giddyup]

Joey Bag a Baskets

 

[Mister P]

The Wiseguys out west now refer to him as East Coast Joey.

 

[SixRings]

Personally I like Joey Cocaine Off a Hookers Ass

 

[jdb50]

Joey Catch Me if You Can! I was not impressed his first 2 game here. What a maroon I was.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

For the record, we are definitely NOT a "ratified ctoed."

And I still question "rarified crowd."

 

[jayteeman]

Joey Nickles

 

[August_West]

For the record, we are definitely NOT a "ratified ctoed."

And I still question "rarified crowd."

We are defininiteky ratified Ctoed though. Shoo shoo orange flu

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

We are defininiteky ratified Ctoed though. Shoo shoo orange flu

Tbh, I did take notice of Joyce being turned into a past tense verb form like Roy Halee and Art Garfunkel once were in song, but decided that making the reference without setup was way too rarified (which continues to autocorrect to "ratified").

 

[WeAreUCONN]

"I'm the J-O-E to the C, ho
Call me Joe C, got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak, ho, call me sick
Three point line, his release is quick"

Joey California launching the 3’s
Just like Cena you can’t D me
Flying down the lane
I’ll make it rain
I’ll give you the scoop
Or the long range hoop
Get out of my way
What else can I say.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Interesting you should say that.

In a recent thread, somebody wrote "Joey Cal[+3more]" and I noted that it added up to 6.

Another poster had written "Joe Cal[+3 more]" which came in at 5. I'd go with J instead of Joe if I were shaving the syllable.

But then @August_West said he liked "Joey Capicola," but wanted it pronounced "Gabagool," in much the same way that "mozzarella" is pronounced as a 3-syllable word, (if not 1), "ricotta" is a 2-syllable, or "scamorza" is "scamootz" in the land of "Abeetz." Augie's version works as haiku opener for a ratified ctoed. I'm not so sure that's us.

It all adds up to a lotta possibilities around a guy who is up over 55% from both 2 & 3, 83% from the line, and right on target lobbing to our very own DC action hero.

^^
This guy gets it. Now excuse me for the rest of the evening, Im going to the Casine to shoot some dice with uncle shoes.

Damnit. I was running through gabagool in my head earlier today.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

In April I hope to be calling him Joey Championship.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Personally I like Joey Cocaine Off a Hookers Ass

He doesn't play for Louisville

 

[JakeTheDog]

The Jocaine Bear.

 

[HungryHu5ky]

I like joey california

I like “Cali Joe” better buy same idea I guess

 

[tcf15]

The Jocaine Bear.