RMoore1999
Illegitimi Non Carborundum!
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ACC is not a white flag. ACC is sleeping with the prom queen. Yes, there is someone better out there, but it's still the prom queen.
Just so we are all on the same page about our little prom party, this is what your Queen will look like when she sheds the spanks, loses the heels and scrubs all of her caked-on makeup off. She's a little more pimply and certainly shorter, stockier and a bit plumper than you had hoped:
Duke/Wake/Cuse/Pitt/Cuse/bcu/LSVL/Cincy and probably Temple/USF/UCF/fill in the blank.
Do you still want to lure her to the back seat of mommy's minivan in hopes of removing her thong? I for one, am pretty hard up. Desperate, in fact. Life experience is relative and the thought of getting in bed to hump the alternative (Tulane/SMU/ECU/Houston/and rest of CUSA) would drive me, if not to abstinence, perhaps to men.
That said, the smokin hot Queen, the only one with the goodies to really show you a good time, goes to school in the next B1G town over, but rumor has it she's going to wait till she's a bit older to put out....