Uh Oh! Napheesa missing her ride

[Bestiarius]

With a son, 20 yo, I do not need any more exposure to the private lives of 20 somethings (or younger), but I will say if someone wants to take him home, please let me know. I'll gladly forward a list of common expenses and youthful mannerisms so you can be appropriately alerted. Oh yeah, no returns.

I'm sure someone who likes home made gifts will accept your offer.

 

[JRRRJ]

What's this "turntable" of which you speak?

A rotating device supporting a vinyl platter which, when contacted by a sapphire ovoid connected to appropriate electronics, emits a rendition of "Fruitcakes" containing the "Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa" phrase which reminded me of it.

They're becoming popular again. (The rotating device, not fruitcakes. Jimmy's always been popular.)

 

[watanabe]

I'm sure someone who likes home made gifts will accept your offer.

Sold!!!! Oh wait, you mean an unidentified person, somewhere...